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First the damned Team Flightless Bird finally wakes the hell up and beats Philadelphia to stay alive in their series - though I gotta say, it's really a "no lose" series, since one loathesome agglomeration of detestable sub-human degenerates or another will go down in ignominious defeat. I just like Philly's logo better...
LoL

Then my adopted Western team Detroit gets knocked out of the playoffs by friggin' goddam dipshit cheese-yellow uniformed Nashville !
What the hell is Nashville, Tennesee even doing with a goddam hockey team, anyway??!! Don't the toothelss, semi-literate hill people out there have enough to do making moonshine and possum stew while they bitch about how the South lost the "Northern War of Aggression" ???

What the fuck is next ? Boston beats Washington and Chicago (my other adopted Western team) gets knocked out by shit-ass Phoenix ???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!