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The closest I came to a confirmed kill on the avian turd factory occurred one recent weekday morning on which I awakened shortly before the alarm clock went off, and while half-dozing I heard the snap of one of my mousetraps being triggered, followed by some frantic twittering. I suppose I should have darted right outside and stomped whatever it was to death, but I just didn't feel like moving.
LoL

When I got 'round to looking at what had occured, I found the trap lying on the lawn with a few feathers stuck in it. Haven't had any incidents with the car being crapped on since - though there was a brief 2-3 day episode where some dumbass flying thing or other was trying to build a nest on top of an outside light fixture. I just put a mousetrap on top of the fixture, and a couple of snaps later, the effort was abandoned.
heh...