True Story

I've had a friend, Jim, since my freshman year of High School. He's a sharp dude really. But one day we were all sitting around and he said, "Wouldn't it be cool if Halloween fell on Friday the 13th?" Uh...yeah, Jim. We all started laughing, he caught his mistake and turned red.

He eventually went on to Navy ROTC during college and was commissioned. Last time I saw him he was a Commander. Probably a Captain by now and well deserved. But let's keep in mind, somewhere on the seven seas is a United States Navy Captain who once said, "Wouldn't it be cool if Halloween fell on Friday the 13th?"