I'm gonna put my hat in the ring, but I need a gimmick. So far I can't use being part black, inventing the internet, not being able to find Russia or touting family values for everyone else while not being able to do the same in my own home, or sucking up to TV revs.
Don't worry about the war machine Mighty Proprietor. The judicious application of a wee fraction of our stockpile of nukes will suffice to show we mean business. Perhaps turning Afghanistan and Iraq into sheets of glass along with the Mexican border region.
The fucking money we save in benefits to illegals can be put to good use!