This is supposed to be the real deal, put in after parents threatened to sue if the school wouldn't pass children who failed to attend regularly or do their work!

Maroochydore High School, Queensland, Australia. Even if its not true, it sure as hell hits the spot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C5Rnb7J3sU

All of which are reasons I don't even apply at the schools around here.

I think our schools should adopt that answering maching message!