I see there are two lurkers besides myself

What can I get you from the bar?

Who put in an order for a "Shirley Temple?" Sounds like the Von is playing a trick on us.

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Crack open one O' those warheads and pour me a "Sarin Special", bro !

Gimme a black coffee, I said gimme a black coffee!

Where the hells the light switch? I keep stepping on and kicking stuff on the floor. Where's the bartender, I said, GIMME A BLACK COFFEE!

This is a hell of a way to treat a fellow ethnic! Ah, there's the switch!

Finally found the switch! Oops, thats not garbage, thats JB on the floor! Summabitch is too drunk to make the coffee!

I'll just slip out and let him rest, night-night bro!

You're starting to sound like my old Busia and we planted her back in '73..

That will be Daja to you bucko! Or even better, Mr. Daja!

Baba my ass! Your old, out of focus and alignment and blood-shot eyes must be worse than you think mine are if you think I'm a Baba!

Next time I wake your fat, dumb, hobbled ass up to make me the coffee!


BTW, ours passed at about the same time then. Wonderful ladies both no doubt!