Reds pitcher Mike Leake was arrested for shoplifting. He tried to boost 6 shirts at Macy's. Poor guy, trying to scrape by on only $450K! No damn wonder he had to turn to a life of crime!

At Bugs would say, "What a maroon!" As I would say, complete fucking idiot!

What a complete fucking idiot!

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So help me, sometimes when I see the array of shenanigans that not only the pitcher, but the batter, the catcher, anybody on base, the guys they have standing around telling the guys on base what to do, and who the hell knows who else is fidgeting around like they got a bad case of ADD and forgot what the hell they're doing there, I just want to roar up with a Humvee "gun truck" and blast the shit out of them with Ol' Ma Deuce !

I say, give the son of a bitch a ten count to throw the damn ball or it's an automatic out !

The pitcher fails to throw the ball and it creates an automatic out? Hell, they'll never throw.

Aim the 50 at the umps first. They already have a timing rule for pitches, "blue" doesn't enforce it!

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See how much I remember about "slo-mo ball" ?