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It's bad enough that they built a row of brick boxes to put the monkeys in with my money. I mean - probably more like my parents' or granparents' money, but some of that could have been my inheritance instead of the Jack Shit that I got if some idiots weren't Hell bent on erecting temples to humanity's stupidity.
As if that wasn't bad enough, a few years back, some prunt decided that the boxes were too "inhumane" (duh!), and what ought to be done was to take a bunch more of my money and build a comparatively enormous - but still ludicrously small - thingamawhatsit which supposedly would be as though a small hunk of Africa had been transported here with a bunch of walls with windows in 'em put up around it.
I'll be a son of a bitch...
I mean - only "Progressives" could think
Gee...it's too bad we're keeping these big apes from Africa in these wee brick boxes. How cruel !
Let's build a GREAT BIG cage for 'em instead ! That'll show 'em how enlightened and wise we are !
I say - let me in there with a fuckin' machine gun. It'd be quicker and more dignified.
