Oh, Nucc... You have my motives all wrong...!

I am more than happy to taunt you for FREE!
I only Ask that you GIVE...
In order to Give YOU the Opportunity...
To SHOW that you are a TRUE Follower of...
-- The Words of Jesus.

After all, it was Jesus who said...
-- "Give to him who asks of you, and do not turn away from him who wants to borrow from you." (Matthew 5:42)
-- "Give to everyone who asks of you, and whoever takes away what is yours, do not demand it back." (Luke 6:30)

So far...
-- I have found more faith in Unbelievers...
-- Than I have in ALLLLL of Christendom.

But, in case you've just forgotten the address to...
-- The $acred Postal Box...
It's...

Cyber-Assembly of $ecular Hedonists
130-8191 Westminster Hwy
Unit #532
Richmond, BC, Canada
V6X 1A7

Better hurry up and send something, Nucc.
The Rapture COULD Happen...
-- At Any Time.

-PRev1-

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President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --