It's as good a name as any, Nucc...

You don't like the name "Longinus"...?
Fine...
You get to Play the Brand New Easter Game...
-- NAME The CENTURION...!

Okay...
It's Your Turn...
What are YOU going to...
-- NAME The CENTURION...?

Chuck...?
Karl...?
Heinz...?

Oh... So MANY Names to Choose From...
But...
-- You ONLY Get to Pick... ONE...!

And then...
Christians EVERYWHERE...
Will be Stuck with it... FOR-Ever...!

So...
What's it going to be, Nucc...?
It's Alllll up to you now...
Sooooooo...
Go ahead and...
-- NAME The CENTURION...!

(Oh, I can hardly WAIT to hear the Centurion's New Name!)

And...
After you've made your pick, Nucc...
-- You get to Notify the Vatican...!
(Good-Golly this Game is Soooo Much FUN...!)

-PRev1-

President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --