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I sought some help in understanding the sense of the good book.

June 24 2012 at 9:16 PM
  (Login ArtieDent)

 

I think I understand it better now.



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For all those baptist and kiddy fondling catholic priests, not to mention the Onesogs, Nuccs and other gay posters inspired by that hippy, commie, man loving Jesus guy.




Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
The bones and the corpses are at his command
And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
The women are screaming, then running away
Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curséd undeath
With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.

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I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

Biblical Pitfalls http://www.network54.com/Forum/660399/

 
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