Let me just remind you that as much as you claim to be clothed, you are found totally naked.For we will not be spirits without bodies, but we will put on new heavenly bodies.
Your literalism won't get you squat but if anything be faithful even in that blindness you find yourself in and perhaps God will have mercy.
As far as who has the pants? Go look in the mirror, if you have eyes then you will understand just how foolish you have been claiming what is not true in your miserable fake christianity.
Certain words I do not like;
Like certain foods, they make me sick;
And certain sights revolt my eyes
Inciting riots in my head.
And certain sounds attack my ears
And war on harmonies within;
While certain light - waves, juxtaposed,
Expose the tainted tones of sin.
But most of all I do not like,
Nor well digest, those certain lies
That tell me freedom is the choice
To force my judgment's compromise;
And make believe that I accept
The ignorant as the adept.
Afraid of censure and their peers;
Victims of their status - fears;
those who notice, dare not say:
The Emperor is nude today.