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  • One!life > Just share'n a joke or two! II
    • One!life (no login)
      Posted Sep 11, 2011 3:26 PM

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      Where is God

      Two brothers are terrible trouble makers.
      They are always breaking things,
      stealing things, lying,
      and making all kinds of general trouble.

      The parents have tried everything
      to get the boys to change,
      to no avail.

      Finally, out of options,
      they ask their pastor if he can help.

      He says he will talk to the boys,
      but only one at a time.

      The parents drop off the youngest
      and go home, promising to return to get him soon.

      The boy sits in a chair
      across from the pastor's desk
      and they just look at each other.

      Finally, the Pastor says, "Where is God?"

      The boy just sits there and doesn't answer.

      The pastor begins to look stern
      and loudly says, "Where is God?"

      The little boy shifts in his seat,
      but still doesn't answer.

      The pastor is starting to get angry
      at the boy's refusal to converse
      and practically shouts "Where is God?"

      To the pastor's surprise,
      the little boy jumps up out of his chair
      and runs out of the office.

      The boy leaves the church
      and runs all the way home,
      up the stairs and into his brother's room.

      He shuts the door and pants,
      "We're in BIG TROUBLE.
      God's missing and they think we did it!"

      Matthew 18:2 And Jesus called
      a little child unto him,
      and set him in the midst of them,
      [3] And said, Verily I say unto you,
      [4] Whosoever therefore
      shall humble himself
      as this little child,
      the same is greatest
      in the kingdom of heaven.

      Love Ya'll as ONE!

      Love All As ONE!
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