From last night's "Masterchef"...

- The South African wore a baseball cap whilst having a meal in a "million pounds a year executive box" (I'll gloss over the fact he'd not had a proper shave)
- The South African said something along the lines of "I'm not sure about having eggs with asparagus" when we all know that this is a classic cullinary combination.

Altogether now..."What a chav!!".

I couldn't agree more. But if he wasn't a pro cricketer, what would he be?

I hear his best mate is David "Chav" Beckham.

Who are your nominations for the worst dressed and best dressed Yorkshire players ever? I hear Herbert Sutcliffe was cut a good figure, and some of the pictures I've seen of him verify that he was a very sharp dresser.

Fashion tips from the stat-meister!
I think you'd be hard pressed to beat Herbert Sutcliffe if you're looking for a sharp dressed cricketer. Kilburn has a lovely passage about the pride he took in his appearance.
One of my (only) sartorial observations is about the rarely lamented Richard Stemp who was a true fashion victim. I have a memory of him turning up at some far flung cricketing outpost (possibly Acklam Park) wearing mirrored shades out of Miami Vice.
Herbert would not have been impressed.

Sorry but Richard Stemp is lamented by some of us ... yes he was a cr*p bowler but always had a different & very good looking young lady on his arm !!

I seem to recall it was Steve Patterson who won worst dressed player 2 years ago when the awards were dished out.