It is almost imposible that $hit does not happen at least ones in Military Service.

Well, here is one of mine.

During Bootcamp we had a military excersise/manuver in the north of Chile.

The scenario was that we had to take a fortefied Position with what we had.
Not to far away from me was our Morter Position.
One of the Loaders, which I later found out was in or had a +- sever deprestion, had been ****ing up a lot lately & so had recived a lot of punishment (in form of excersise, extra whach,...) from a Ltd in the company.

Anyway, we were lieing on the ground, the Ltd who had punished that guy standing next to the Morter & whaching the impacts of the morter fire through his binoculars.
The Guy who had been ****ing up aperently droped by mistake a Morter Granade (didn't saw it direkly, but that is what other guys told me later). The Ltd. got onto him & started yelling at him (that was when they cought my atention).

The Ltd was obviously very upset & I only heard the Soldier yell that he would take him into hell with him.

After that the Soldier smashed the back of the Morter Granade onto the Flor, activating it & then the Front.

The Ltd manadged to jump to the side, as did the soldier next to the guy who had blown him up.

The Ltd came out of this without any injuries. After like 5 min of him sitting, & beeing checked by the Field medical, he told some guys who where next to him to get a plastic bag (one of the big ones used for trash) & recolect the parts of the guy who had blown up.
Pretty nasty. I have always been glad that I wasn't picked.


Well, that is kind of the worst part that I had to live through in the service.

So, what are your stories?

thats a crazy story,,,


during mountain training we were repelling down a mountain and my partner rifle falls off his shoulder as he begins to go down and the rifle falls like 10 meters and as i look up it hits me right in the head. i had to repel down the mountain with the worst pain and a big lump right on my forehead...the kalashnekov was completely smashed too...our leaders got really angry poor guy didnt get any water lol

During fire and movwement on my basic training i saw a guy get the crap stompt out of him, he was firing blanks as we all were except there was a soldier in my section that was right in front of him while we were firing.

In other words if we had live ammo he would have shot one of our guys ten times over. VERY STUPID.



LOL, he learnt vey quickly to 'switch on'.




Molon Labe! (mo-lone lah-veh)

They mean, “Come and get them!?They live on today as the most notable quote in military history. And so began the classic example of courage and valor in its dismissal of overwhelming superiority of numbers, wherein the heart and spirit of brave men overcame insuperable odds. Today, there lies a plaque dedicated to these heroes all at the site. It reads: “Go tell the Spartans, travelers passing by, that here, obedient to their laws we lie".

"Historical justice, however, obliges me to say that of the opponents that have taken up arms against us, MOST PARTICULARLY THE GREEK SOLDIERS, HAVE FOUGHT WITH THE GREATEST BRAVERY AND CONTEMPT OF DEATH. They only capitulated when further resistance became impossible and therefore useless"

Adolf Hitler
May 4th 1941, Reichstag, Berlin

Greeks are born not manufactured, we do not chose we are chosen, those who understand need no explanation, those who don't, don't matter...


Alexander of Macedonia, Leader of Hellas, and liberater of the Hellenic cities of Asia Minor, he spread the superior culture of Greece to all, resulting in the progression of humanity.

@Forestin

A real-life Gomer Pyle... lol

Sorry I shouldn't be laughing... that poor bastard



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S. Korean troops of the "Zaitun" Division in Arbil, Iraq


"The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience.
Our is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.. We know more about
war that we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living."
- General Omar N. Bradley

Or when $hit doesn't happen....

Back in recruit training (boot camp), during the first week, some of the recruits were saying that they were "scared $hitless". Well one recruit, I'm guessing, thought this was normal. He was also the boot that was always the last to complete task & always falling behind. He continually stated that his side hurt and couldn't run, so he walked most of the time. This did not go over well with the Company Commander (CC). He was constantly busting this guy to no end until one late afternoon during our second week. After a severe personal instruction session with the CC, the boot dropped down to his knees, moaned a really odd sound and never moved again. Come to find out the recruit had some type of bowel obstruction and was actually scared $hitless....