| Your learning wrongMarch 9 2004 at 6:51 PM | Brandon |
Response to learning fast |
| Just cause he/she goes by or is called a dogman/dogwoman DOESNT mean they fight there dogs , why do you want to give such a negative rep. that comes with the term "DOGMAN" ?
For most people who really know what a "Dogman" is , its a person who puts the care and condidtioning and well being of their dogs first. It doest matter if you raise Bulldogs , Pitbull , or even Poodles , but more often that not "Dogman" is used when refreing to a APBT breeder who is well accomplised with his/her dogs.
(cross post)
You Might be a Dogman if....
your front porch collapes and kills more than three dogs
you have ever bathed with flea and tick shampoo
You have been in a custody fight over a dog
Animal control calls for backup when they come to your house
you go to a dogshow to pick up women
you think a partingstick is a necessary tool
you spend more money on your dogs than your kids
you have a pic of homer & jeep over the fireplace
your beltbuckle has a bulldog on it
you take a dog to work with you
your favorite dog's tombstone is bigger than ya grandfather's
you think curr is a breed of dogs
there are more than 10 lawsuits pending against your dogs
you ever get home from work, hear a rucus in the bathroom, when you
looked in there ya dog was loose and fighting the dog in the mirror
your dog is your alarm clock
you refer to ya dog as ya dishwasher
you mow your yard and find the dogs you thought was stole
your dog cost more than the truck you drive
your coffee table is a dogcrate
you have more pictures of your dog in ya wallet than ya wife
all ya t-shirts have dogs on them
your spare bedroom is ya puppy room
when the wife says its the dogs or me and you pick the dogs
if your feed bill is as much as your morgage
when your dog sleeps with you more than your wife
if your idea of wall decoration in the livingroom is trophys, and pics
of your dogs
if the mag to read beside the toilet is a dogmag
if the wife thinks a night out is a dogshow.
Now on a different note:
IF you take proper care of your dogs and not just the bare miminum
IF the public sees your dogs you make sure it is in a positive way all
the time
IF when you breed you are prepared to keep all of them
IF you never forget you can still learn
IF you can be honest with yourself about your dogs and be as hard on
yourself as you would on others
IF you can be honest with others
IF when asked for advice no matter how dumb you give straight answers
Then you MIGHT be a DOGMAN.
I am damn porud to call myself and up and coming DOGMAN!!!!!!! and i have never nor will i ever fight my dogs. | |
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