It's been discovered. The true father of Anakin Skywalker is, without a shadow of a doubt, JAR-JAR Biks.
How else could be possible that a little boy would be SO damn CLUMSY to:
1st stall a pod racer before starting the race,
2nd get stuck on a fighter's cockpit and switch on every interruptor on the dashboard while looking for the control-stick, and
3rd fly the fighter, and be able to destroy the droids control ship while the rest of the super-duper-mega-trained Naboo pilots get toasted.
Too many coincidences?? I don't think so. There's no douubt about Jar Jar being the father of poor Anakin. It's good he doesn't know, but will he ever discover the truth in any ot the other sequels?
May the force be with you.
Posted on Aug 28, 1999, 5:39 PM from IP address 195.235.169.47