Why, if Lucas has any sense, he will remove Jar Jar.
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Lucas thinks he should leave Jar Jar in for advertising revenues.
Lucas thinks most people love Jar Jar.
Lucas thinks wrong.
He has pissed off everyone who grew up with Star Wars by putting such a fucked up character into the movie. He's raking in the dollars with it, but he is going to kill his enterprise if he doesn't kill Jar Jar first. The second movie would generate huge revenues if JarJar died, since everyone would want to see it, but that move wouldn't work. Too many would be pissed off. (like Jar Jar didn't piss off enough already.) He could just say Jar Jar decides to stay on Naboo, or goes elsewhere and is never mentioned again, and that should appease everyone to a degree. Why doesn't Lucas do this? He doesn't see that the entire Star Wars franchise can fizzle out if all the old fans stop buying stuff, and he'll lose about half of his entire consumer audience. The remaining half puts SW at the level of every other movie enterprise, and won't make anywhere near as much as it did around the re-release of the first three films. If money is any motivator, Lucas should drop Jar Jar immediately. If dignity is any motivator, Lucas should drop Jar Jar immediately. If just being a decent friggin' human being is any motivator, Lucas should drop Jar Jar immediately, but he's insisting on not doing that. I guess that proves he's either a complete moron, or hasn't seen the opinion of his old fans. Either way, he's screwed.
(BTW, please visit my page and show your support by helping me make money to continue trying to make our voices heard by Lucas. We may yet be able to convince him to remove Jar Jar.)
Posted on Nov 14, 1999, 12:41 PM from IP address 24.226.57.4
don't brag fucker all the chicks want me and they will fuck me before you oh wait they wouldn't come 100000 feet close to fuckin you . Oh wait only the drag queens want you aND I say you can have them but they don't count as girls. i don't think girls can fuck A MICROSCOPIC DICK if you even have one. Sorry for your pleasrue i don't tend to find out.
ps continue fucking yourself with a thumb up your ass
Posted on Nov 27, 1999, 11:29 AM from IP address 63.27.107.151
Okay now let me see if I get it. Do you want me to fuck myself by putting my thumb up my ass or do you want me to have my thumb up my ass at the same time as I am somehow fucking myself. 'cause I don't thing I can fit my 14 inch cock into my ass at the same time as my thumb. Things don't bend that way for one and my monster cock is just too big.
Posted on Nov 28, 1999, 12:48 PM from IP address 24.114.62.60
Hello Sonic dog- you are brilliant. All true Star Wars fans must band together to elimanate Jar-Jar. Keep up the good work, and don't give up this dream!
fellow Jar-
Posted on Nov 28, 1999, 12:17 PM from IP address 209.2.139.116
Sonic dog, you make great points, Jar Jar has to go! I don't know what Lucas was thinking. I couldn't enjoy the movie with that infantile, unfunny, unclever, distraction known as Jar Jar Binks. I am a huge fan of the original movies, and now I have trouble watching those with the same enthusiasm! I can only think of one thing more annoying than Jar Jar; and he goes by "666" and has an obsession with thumbs and butts...
Posted on Jan 10, 2000, 8:06 PM from IP address 63.26.6.131
I heard that Jar Jar is coming back in episode 2 in www.starwars.com, and someone wrote this to all of us. It saids "Up yours Anti-Jars!" and it was sighed by the Jarist.
Posted on Nov 10, 1999, 3:39 PM from IP address 208.167.54.14
If lucas has any fuckin sense he will take jar jar binks out of episode two if he wants it to be popular infact crowds of people would swarm in the theater if they knew jar jar. If we can get every one that hates jar jar to say so on star wars.com that might make lucas re think it. saDLY HE IS TRing to make star wars apply to five year olds and for some reason most like jar jar. I would say if jar jar is in episode two every one who hates jar jar shouldn't see it then lucas would lose a lot of money and wouldn't put him in the next one. Who knows they might make jar jar better in teh next one. ALTHOUGH HE HAS TO DIE SOME TIME BECAUSE HE IS NOT IN EPISODE 4.
Posted on Nov 12, 1999, 3:50 PM from IP address 63.20.49.59
dud are you fucking blind this web page has nothing to do with itch and scratchy. This a page devoted to hating jar jar dumb ass you know that stupid annoying character in star wars every one hates
Posted on Nov 4, 1999, 3:31 PM from IP address 63.27.107.66
JAR JAR IS A GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jar Jar Hater
JAR JAR IS A GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE JAR JAR GETS KILLED IN THE NEXT FUCKING EPISODE!!!!!!!!!
STAR WARS
JAR JAR'S DEATH
EPISODE: 2
WHY COULDN'T JAR JAR BE KILLED IN THE PHANTOME MENANCE!?!?!?!?!?
JAR JAR BINKS MUST FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT STORES HAVE TO OUT PICTURES OF JAR JAR BINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID LAY'S POTATOE CHIP PUT A FUCKING PICTURE OF JAR JAR BINKS STICKING HIS FUCKING TONGUE OUT, LIKE THAT FUCKING THING IS FUCKING MOCKING YOU AND THERE IS A LITTLE KID STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT LIKE JAR JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT KINDA FUCKING ROLE MODEL IS JAR JAR BINKS!?!?!?!?!?!? THAT LITTLE KID IS LIKE ACTING LIKE JAR JAR BINKS!!!!!!!!!!
BURN IN HELL JAR JAR BINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on Sep 28, 1999, 5:01 PM from IP address 209.144.230.231
Agent Sarah??? You have to be kidding me?!?!? Well, if "Agent" Sarah loves Jar Jar Binks so much, then why is she wasting her time on a page dedicated to the annihilation of this notorious Gungan? Hey Sarah, why don't you go to some "I love Jar Jar" webpage instead? This way, you don't have to whine about how everybody hates Jar Jar! Man!
Posted on Sep 28, 1999, 1:57 PM from IP address 205.188.195.58
Mr. X forget about Agent Sarah, she always have a short fuse. I am Kara, queen of hell and the clone of Sarah. I'm a anti-Jar and I'll give you anything, I'll make you immortal or a Head warrior to the Karabite army to get rid of Agent Sarah. But be careful she maybe a Jarist but she has powerful magic.
Posted on Sep 25, 1999, 2:31 PM from IP address 208.167.54.125
i like you. I think anyone who posses magical power but likes jar jar would be to supid to use their powers. I don't need any magic to kill sarah but thanks for the offer
Posted on Sep 25, 1999, 6:51 PM from IP address 208.254.107.43
does any one notice how bad lucas has fucked up star wars but he could have made it real cool
by mr x
isn't bullshit that all the cool characters like darth maul and boba fett who just kick ass get no screen time but the ones who suck take up just about the whole fucking movie
Posted on Sep 22, 1999, 3:46 PM from IP address 208.254.107.90
I'm a Jarist and a alien/human hybrid. And anyone makes fun of JJB or me........(Turns into Sil from "Species") I swear to god I'll rip your head off!!!!!!!!! (Turns back into her human form) And I don't like that picture of Jar Jar giving a guy a blowjob.
Posted on Sep 22, 1999, 1:05 PM from IP address 208.167.54.210
fuck you i could kick your ass. yeah let me guess your a mix beetween a druken redneck dumbass and jar jar oh wait that is the same thing yya i bet you wish jar jar was giving you a blowjob and you were jeaulous that he wasn't giving one to you
Posted on Sep 22, 1999, 3:44 PM from IP address 208.254.107.90
Listen, you mentally ill piece of trash, who cares if you don't like Jar Jar giving blow jobs. You're probably sexually dysfunctional. Since you can't function in the real world, you create a fantasy world where you're part space alien. This gives you a feeling of importance to compensate for your sexual inadequacy. Accordingly, you relate to Jar Jar because you are both sexual misfits.
Posted on Sep 22, 1999, 10:35 PM from IP address 207.167.96.148
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
by Agent Sarah
(Grabs Mr. X's head and rips it off) I AM GETTING FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!! IF YOU HAVE THE FUCKING GUTS TO FIGHT ME COME TO MAINE AND I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS SO FUCKING HARD YOUR BALLS WILL BREAK LIKE A FUCKING GLASS WINDOW!
Posted on Sep 24, 1999, 5:25 PM from IP address 208.167.54.236
yeah you sick bitch i bit you would like to rip off my head since your jealous that it is bigger than jar jar's assuming jar jar has one and your jusst mad because you can't give jar jar a blowjob. Oh yeah when ever i get the money i would be glad to come up there and shove your eyes up your ass so you cna watch me beat the fucking shit out of you. oh if you got some money then fly out to idaho i would be glad to kick your ass. Oh and when i am kickin your ass don't get horny on me and try to give me a blowjob. I am sorry jar jar doesn't have a dick for you to blow but don't take it out on me. oh and in the future try not to get so manym white stanes on you for, some advice
Posted on Sep 25, 1999, 11:03 AM from IP address 208.254.107.128
I live in Southern California. Why the hell would I want to come to Maine at this time of year? Perhaps I'll pay you visit next summer. In the meantime, have a cold, miserable winter, you cold, miserable bitch. I saw a plastic statue of Jar Jar at K-Mart. I'll send it to you for a Christmas present. It would make a great dildo for you since you love Jar Jar so much.
Posted on Sep 26, 1999, 6:00 PM from IP address 207.167.96.50
i bet sarah was so horny when she saw jar jar on screen that she gave her brother a blowjob a bought some twiserls and tried using them as a sex aid. sarah was probably so horny that she tried fucking everyone at the movie theater. Actually she probably went in the bathroom and finger banged over jar jar for about half the movie to
Posted on Sep 27, 1999, 3:47 PM from IP address 63.20.49.222