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Why, if Lucas has any sense, he will remove Jar Jar.

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Lucas thinks he should leave Jar Jar in for advertising revenues.
Lucas thinks most people love Jar Jar.
Lucas thinks wrong.

He has pissed off everyone who grew up with Star Wars by putting such a fucked up character into the movie.
He's raking in the dollars with it, but he is going to kill his enterprise if he doesn't kill Jar Jar first.
The second movie would generate huge revenues if JarJar died, since everyone would want to see it, but that move wouldn't work. Too many would be pissed off. (like Jar Jar didn't piss off enough already.)
He could just say Jar Jar decides to stay on Naboo, or goes elsewhere and is never mentioned again, and that should appease everyone to a degree. Why doesn't Lucas do this?
He doesn't see that the entire Star Wars franchise can fizzle out if all the old fans stop buying stuff, and he'll lose about half of his entire consumer audience.
The remaining half puts SW at the level of every other movie enterprise, and won't make anywhere near as much as it did around the re-release of the first three films.
If money is any motivator, Lucas should drop Jar Jar immediately.
If dignity is any motivator, Lucas should drop Jar Jar immediately.
If just being a decent friggin' human being is any motivator, Lucas should drop Jar Jar immediately, but he's insisting on not doing that.
I guess that proves he's either a complete moron, or hasn't seen the opinion of his old fans. Either way, he's screwed.

(BTW, please visit my page and show your support by helping me make money to continue trying to make our voices heard by Lucas. We may yet be able to convince him to remove Jar Jar.)

Posted on Nov 14, 1999, 12:41 PM
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i want adam

by carlos

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Posted on Nov 21, 1999, 3:00 PM
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You know who else wants Adam

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You know who else wants me? All the ladies! Don't worry ladies. There's a lot of Adam to go around.

Posted on Nov 27, 1999, 6:20 AM
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by 666

don't brag fucker all the chicks want me and they will fuck me before you oh wait they wouldn't come 100000 feet close to fuckin you . Oh wait only the drag queens want you aND I say you can have them but they don't count as girls. i don't think girls can fuck A MICROSCOPIC DICK if you even have one. Sorry for your pleasrue i don't tend to find out.

ps continue fucking yourself with a thumb up your ass

Posted on Nov 27, 1999, 11:29 AM
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A thumb up my ass?

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Okay now let me see if I get it. Do you want me to fuck myself by putting my thumb up my ass or do you want me to have my thumb up my ass at the same time as I am somehow fucking myself. 'cause I don't thing I can fit my 14 inch cock into my ass at the same time as my thumb. Things don't bend that way for one and my monster cock is just too big.

Posted on Nov 28, 1999, 12:48 PM
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your right you couldn't fuck yourself

by 666

your right you couldn't fuck yourself because your half an inch dick is to small but you try to by stickin a thumb up your ass.

Posted on Nov 28, 1999, 1:04 PM
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Hell of a good job!

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Hello Sonic dog- you are brilliant. All true Star Wars fans must band together to elimanate Jar-Jar. Keep up the good work, and don't give up this dream!

fellow Jar-

Posted on Nov 28, 1999, 12:17 PM
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I agree

by chuck

Sonic dog, you make great points, Jar Jar has to go! I don't know what Lucas was thinking. I couldn't enjoy the movie with that infantile, unfunny, unclever, distraction known as Jar Jar Binks. I am a huge fan of the original movies, and now I have trouble watching those with the same enthusiasm! I can only think of one thing more annoying than Jar Jar; and he goes by "666" and has an obsession with thumbs and butts...

Posted on Jan 10, 2000, 8:06 PM
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your right chuck

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WEll i don't haven an obsession with thumbs but i have an obsession with your butt where i stick my foot up your ass and kick the shit out of you.

Posted on Jan 13, 2000, 6:24 PM
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Bad news Anti-Jars

by Kara:Queen of Hell

I heard that Jar Jar is coming back in episode 2 in www.starwars.com, and someone wrote this to all of us. It saids "Up yours Anti-Jars!" and it was sighed by the Jarist.

Posted on Nov 10, 1999, 3:39 PM
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Even more bad news!

by Kara:Queen of Hell

I found out that there are more Jarists! There are 136 members who likes Jar Jar Binks, I have something to you guys........We're screwed.

Posted on Nov 11, 1999, 9:00 AM
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we may not be screwed

by raven

If lucas has any fuckin sense he will take jar jar binks out of episode two if he wants it to be popular infact crowds of people would swarm in the theater if they knew jar jar. If we can get every one that hates jar jar to say so on star wars.com that might make lucas re think it. saDLY HE IS TRing to make star wars apply to five year olds and for some reason most like jar jar. I would say if jar jar is in episode two every one who hates jar jar shouldn't see it then lucas would lose a lot of money and wouldn't put him in the next one. Who knows they might make jar jar better in teh next one. ALTHOUGH HE HAS TO DIE SOME TIME BECAUSE HE IS NOT IN EPISODE 4.

Posted on Nov 12, 1999, 3:50 PM
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Untitled

by me

In the Itchy and Sratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without the wizard key??

Posted on Oct 29, 1999, 6:27 AM
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What the hell are you talking about?

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What the hell are you talking about?

Posted on Oct 31, 1999, 5:48 AM
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by mr x

dud are you fucking blind this web page has nothing to do with itch and scratchy. This a page devoted to hating jar jar dumb ass you know that stupid annoying character in star wars every one hates

Posted on Nov 4, 1999, 3:31 PM
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Wizard Key

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Didn't you see the Poochie episode? It's brilliant!

Posted on Nov 5, 1999, 7:21 AM
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Untitled

by raven

why the fuck is this message board on the topic of itchy and scratchy.

Posted on Nov 5, 1999, 4:10 PM
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JAR JAR IS A GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jar Jar Hater

JAR JAR IS A GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!!! I HOPE JAR JAR GETS KILLED IN THE NEXT FUCKING EPISODE!!!!!!!!! STAR WARS JAR JAR'S DEATH EPISODE: 2 WHY COULDN'T JAR JAR BE KILLED IN THE PHANTOME MENANCE!?!?!?!?!? JAR JAR BINKS MUST FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT STORES HAVE TO OUT PICTURES OF JAR JAR BINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID LAY'S POTATOE CHIP PUT A FUCKING PICTURE OF JAR JAR BINKS STICKING HIS FUCKING TONGUE OUT, LIKE THAT FUCKING THING IS FUCKING MOCKING YOU AND THERE IS A LITTLE KID STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT LIKE JAR JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT KINDA FUCKING ROLE MODEL IS JAR JAR BINKS!?!?!?!?!?!? THAT LITTLE KID IS LIKE ACTING LIKE JAR JAR BINKS!!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL JAR JAR BINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on Sep 28, 1999, 5:01 PM
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...Hahahaha

by GQ

Agent Sarah??? You have to be kidding me?!?!? Well, if "Agent" Sarah loves Jar Jar Binks so much, then why is she wasting her time on a page dedicated to the annihilation of this notorious Gungan? Hey Sarah, why don't you go to some "I love Jar Jar" webpage instead? This way, you don't have to whine about how everybody hates Jar Jar! Man!

Posted on Sep 28, 1999, 1:57 PM
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Forget Agent Sarah

by Kara:Queen of Hell

Mr. X forget about Agent Sarah, she always have a short fuse. I am Kara, queen of hell and the clone of Sarah. I'm a anti-Jar and I'll give you anything, I'll make you immortal or a Head warrior to the Karabite army to get rid of Agent Sarah. But be careful she maybe a Jarist but she has powerful magic.

Posted on Sep 25, 1999, 2:31 PM
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by mr x

i like you. I think anyone who posses magical power but likes jar jar would be to supid to use their powers. I don't need any magic to kill sarah but thanks for the offer

Posted on Sep 25, 1999, 6:51 PM
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does any one notice how bad lucas has fucked up star wars but he could have made it real cool

by mr x

isn't bullshit that all the cool characters like darth maul and boba fett who just kick ass get no screen time but the ones who suck take up just about the whole fucking movie

Posted on Sep 22, 1999, 3:46 PM
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You people are so SICK!

by Agent Sarah

I'm a Jarist and a alien/human hybrid. And anyone makes fun of JJB or me........(Turns into Sil from "Species") I swear to god I'll rip your head off!!!!!!!!! (Turns back into her human form) And I don't like that picture of Jar Jar giving a guy a blowjob.

Posted on Sep 22, 1999, 1:05 PM
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fuck you i could kick your ass. yeah let me guess your a mix beetween a druken redneck dumbass and jar jar oh wait that is the same thing yya i bet you wish jar jar was giving you a blowjob and you were jeaulous that he wasn't giving one to you

Posted on Sep 22, 1999, 3:44 PM
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"Agent" Sarah???

by Larry

Listen, you mentally ill piece of trash, who cares if you don't like Jar Jar giving blow jobs. You're probably sexually dysfunctional. Since you can't function in the real world, you create a fantasy world where you're part space alien. This gives you a feeling of importance to compensate for your sexual inadequacy. Accordingly, you relate to Jar Jar because you are both sexual misfits.

Posted on Sep 22, 1999, 10:35 PM
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THAT SARAH

by MR X

YEAH I WOULD SAY THAT SOUND ABOUT LIKE THE STUPID BITCH AGENT SARAH

Posted on Sep 23, 1999, 3:22 PM
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Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

by Agent Sarah

(Grabs Mr. X's head and rips it off) I AM GETTING FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!! IF YOU HAVE THE FUCKING GUTS TO FIGHT ME COME TO MAINE AND I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS SO FUCKING HARD YOUR BALLS WILL BREAK LIKE A FUCKING GLASS WINDOW!

Posted on Sep 24, 1999, 5:25 PM
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i would waste sarry

by mr x

yeah you sick bitch i bit you would like to rip off my head since your jealous that it is bigger than jar jar's assuming jar jar has one and your jusst mad because you can't give jar jar a blowjob. Oh yeah when ever i get the money i would be glad to come up there and shove your eyes up your ass so you cna watch me beat the fucking shit out of you. oh if you got some money then fly out to idaho i would be glad to kick your ass. Oh and when i am kickin your ass don't get horny on me and try to give me a blowjob. I am sorry jar jar doesn't have a dick for you to blow but don't take it out on me. oh and in the future try not to get so manym white stanes on you for, some advice

Posted on Sep 25, 1999, 11:03 AM
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horny horny sarah

by mr x

you know i bet sarah was so horny when see saw jar jar on the computer monitor that she continuesly fucked it and gave it countless blowjobs.

Posted on Sep 25, 1999, 11:06 AM
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Maine???

by Larry

I live in Southern California. Why the hell would I want to come to Maine at this time of year? Perhaps I'll pay you visit next summer. In the meantime, have a cold, miserable winter, you cold, miserable bitch. I saw a plastic statue of Jar Jar at K-Mart. I'll send it to you for a Christmas present. It would make a great dildo for you since you love Jar Jar so much.

Posted on Sep 26, 1999, 6:00 PM
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sarah pressent

by mr x

yes i think a jar jar statue would make sarah quit happy and god i don't want to know what she would do with it

if sarah has any family i feel sorry for them

Posted on Sep 27, 1999, 3:43 PM
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horny little sarah

by mr x

i bet sarah was so horny when she saw jar jar on screen that she gave her brother a blowjob a bought some twiserls and tried using them as a sex aid. sarah was probably so horny that she tried fucking everyone at the movie theater. Actually she probably went in the bathroom and finger banged over jar jar for about half the movie to

Posted on Sep 27, 1999, 3:47 PM
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Don't make fun of Sarah, my God you all need therapy!

by Fuck you, I'm not telling

YOU ARE ALL IMMATURE ASSHOLES!!! DON'T MAKE FUN OF SARAH JUST BECAUSE OF HER OPINIONS

GAY WODS!!!!!!!

Posted on Feb 16, 2000, 7:48 PM
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Right on, Sister!!! (nt)

by ^_^

nt

Posted on Feb 17, 2000, 8:01 PM
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Some people thinks that Ewoks fucked The Return of the JEDI

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it's somethin' similar to what is happenin' to JarJarStinks.

Somebody agree with this?

Posted on Sep 16, 1999, 4:16 PM
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Did everyone hate the Ewoks?

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Am I the only one who loathed Jar Jar but loved the Ewoks? Maybe it's 'cause I was 5 when I first saw Jedi.

Posted on Sep 18, 1999, 5:51 AM
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ewoks aren't bad

by mr x

i didn't hate the ewoks ether

Posted on Sep 20, 1999, 3:42 PM
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Ewoks are bitchin'

by Sonic78

Thank you mr. x. At least some people appreciate the ewoks. they were cool cause they didn't act like an a-hole like binks did.

fellow Jar-Jar hater
sonic78

Posted on Nov 28, 1999, 12:29 PM
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Poor jar jar

by steve carlin

I find your web-page highly amusing, although I feel somewhat guilty about it. Hate Bill Gates, by all means, but poor, harmless Jar Jar?

Posted on Sep 15, 1999, 9:40 AM
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