ever played the game "Abe's oddeyssee?" about a group of reptilian like creatures who more than resemble Gungans? I can now reveal that Jar Jar binks is actually ABE ! the sagging lope. The stupid expression . The oversized feet its too obvoius
Posted on Sep 8, 1999, 5:01 PM from IP address 195.92.197.37
I am deeply hurt and more than a trifle miffed that any comparison to ABE be made. Abe, loveable 'lil guy in which I have shared many an hour with enthralled from one level to the next, in no way resembles that garrishly goofish clod who,after an hour and a half of deciphering Jar-Jar jibberish, made me question Lucas's motives for making The Phantom Menace, as well as his sanity. Shall we say...SOLD OUT. Merchandising, merchandising, merchandising. The magic maker of the Holy Trilogy simply disappointed us this time. I feel like if I simply close now, I too will disappoint you...shall I cuss like a twelve year old whose momma just found the stained JCPenny innerwear mail flyer? Nah.... I'll leave that to all the prepubescent, penile weilding, hunks of ham on the www. Carry on!
Die a violent death, Jar Jar. May you RIP.
xxxDANIooo
Posted on Oct 20, 1999, 7:52 PM from IP address 152.163.197.57
how anakian became darth vader tell me what you think adam
by 545656
Well know that i know that jar jar is anikans father i know why he became darth vader. This is how it happend
some how darth vader found his dad was jar jar and he changed his name to stop being made fun of by all his friends. Then he bought the mask that he wears to hide the past of his ugly face. all the scars on his face come from past attemps of sucide that have failed. then the emporer took him under his wing and tried to help the poor boy. anaikan left luke on tatoine in hopes that he would not no about his ugly past.
Posted on Sep 4, 1999, 9:26 PM from IP address 208.254.107.180
Well i don't know how jar jar could have a child. Maybe c humpame lamingado has an answer he first came up with this theroy. But if gugans didn't have gentials how did there race produce from the first two gugans.
Posted on Sep 5, 1999, 10:23 AM from IP address 208.254.107.64
Well technically bees are way to heavy to be able to be lifted by their tiny wings. It defies the laws of physics. Obviously it doesn't 'cause they fly but... well I don't know. Whoever came up with that clearly doesn't know enough about physics. Some things just can't be explained I guess. I think Gungans are what get created when you leave a pile of crap out in the sun for too long.
Posted on Sep 7, 1999, 3:47 PM from IP address 24.112.170.13
If you can pit any two characters from the Star Wars movies against each other, who would they be? (i.e. Who would be two suitable compatibles for "Star Wars: Celebrity DeathMatch?")
Posted on Sep 1, 1999, 7:39 PM from IP address 205.188.192.158
well it wouldn't be jar jar actually because jar jar sucks and that wouldn't last a minute in a match. It would be the two kick ass characters darth maul and boba fett. Oh never mind jar jar could be in a deathmatch, they would do it to see who is the most annoying star wars character and then to end it marlion manson cuts the lighting from above killing the ewok and jar jar
Posted on Sep 2, 1999, 3:58 PM from IP address 208.254.107.104
Well my school schedule is going to be less demanding than my work schedule currently is so in theory I'll have more time to spend on updating. Of course I'm getting a new computer probably tommorow so I guess who knows what I'll be up to.
Posted on Sep 2, 1999, 2:28 PM from IP address 24.112.170.13
It's been discovered. The true father of Anakin Skywalker is, without a shadow of a doubt, JAR-JAR Biks.
How else could be possible that a little boy would be SO damn CLUMSY to:
1st stall a pod racer before starting the race,
2nd get stuck on a fighter's cockpit and switch on every interruptor on the dashboard while looking for the control-stick, and
3rd fly the fighter, and be able to destroy the droids control ship while the rest of the super-duper-mega-trained Naboo pilots get toasted.
Too many coincidences?? I don't think so. There's no douubt about Jar Jar being the father of poor Anakin. It's good he doesn't know, but will he ever discover the truth in any ot the other sequels?
May the force be with you.
Posted on Aug 28, 1999, 5:39 PM from IP address 195.235.169.47
It all is starting to make sense now... Shmi was so horrified by what she had done that she said that Anakin had nno father to avoid the embarassment of having it know that she actually fucked that stupid Gungan who deserves to die a slow and painful death know to us as Jar Jar Binks.
Posted on Sep 1, 1999, 8:53 PM from IP address 205.188.197.58
I don't think he deserves such a hate but... he's only a bunch of bits with a "stoopid" face and
it's quite funny seein' people thinkin' ways of killin' the poor JarJarStinks. HEHEHEHEEEEE >:P
Posted on Sep 4, 1999, 10:33 AM from IP address 195.235.168.6
How can u live with yourself? U think that an animated character in a movie deserves all that hate, when, let's say...neonazis don't? Jar Jar don't even exist, when so many other, REAL problems do. Quit wasting your time and energy on a thing that just exist on the moviescreen, and deal with your other problems....If u hate something that much, it's not worth it, just walk away...please....
Posted on Sep 6, 1999, 2:46 AM from IP address 194.17.220.2
What's with all you assholes saying that we Jar Jar haters should be putting our energies to things which are more benificial to humanity. What the hell do you do in your spare time? Sit around and watch TV. What do you do to help all of the worlds "real life problems". Sweet dick I'm sure. So get off your high horse and shove your face up it's ass. If you think I'm morally wrong for hating Jar Jar then you can just fuck off.
Posted on Sep 7, 1999, 3:51 PM from IP address 24.112.170.13
Another one of those "find out the facts before u speak"...
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Let's see now.....U think that I don't do something about the REAL problems in my spare time...? For your information I'm the local president in a national anti-racist organisation, it takes up about 90% of my spare-time (so I don't have time to watch TV), the pay for my work is as low as it can go, but I do it anyway because i'm working for a better future for the kids in my hometown, which I think is more important than my well-being. So don't speak out about things that u don't know anything about, and deal with REAL problems in the future, don't lay it all on a computer-animated character in a children's movie. I am a huge Star-Wars fan myself, but u can't get from the fact that it is intended for a younger generation, just look at all the toys, for gods sake.....Have fun, and start looking at some other films, if that one get u so worked up....
Posted on Sep 7, 1999, 11:00 PM from IP address 194.17.220.2
Get off your high horse and shove your head up it's ass
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Well assuming you're not lying, which I believe you are, good for you for being such a gift to humanity but unless you're going to lecture 99% of the world, that is people who don't spend a good part of their free time saving the world, you should shut the hell up. I'm not hurting anybody, I'm not a bad person. By making a hate page no one is starving or dying or even being inconvenienced in any way. It's time that I would otherwise spend doing something else that's benificial to good old #1. That's me. Is that selfish? No, that's human. So unless you're willing to blame all of society for it's mistakes you can blow it out your hole.
Posted on Sep 8, 1999, 9:32 AM from IP address 137.122.14.60
Well johan if you think this message board is a waist of time what the fuck are you doing here? It is not like you just came here once you obviously have came her more then once and you say jar jar haters are waisting their times so are you then. You are a fucking hypocrit. I don't see you solving any major problems. Have you ever made a web page johan "well your probably to fucking stupid to" but a lot of people might say your waisting your time IF YOU HAVE MADE ONE. lIKE ADAM SAID YOU PROBABLY JUST PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR SO WAISTING YOUR TIME BUT YOU JUST DECIED TO BITCH OUT JAR JAR HATERS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. lAY OFF JAR JAR HATERS YOU FUCKING HYPOCRIT
Posted on Sep 8, 1999, 4:28 PM from IP address 63.20.49.148
all of you sound like little north-american teenagers! ignore this movie, it´s not worth your energy. and why do you like to say "fuck" so much?
just go out and do it...
Posted on Aug 27, 1999, 5:32 AM from IP address 128.176.232.92
