And the Show must going on!!!

LOL!!!

This offer i received today. Please enjoy and have a good laugh.

Thomas W.


IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR OUR CLIENTS AND BUSINESS PARTNERS

New Availability of PING Program
As of this date the program is again available. This opportunity is expected to be available for about to about March 16, 2009.
Our connection who has invited us, is direct to the trade platform.
Investors need to use the verbiage in the attached set of compliance documents.
The documents include one document which needs to be completed and submitted for each active agent to register
as an intermediary in order to share in the available commission.

Description of the program.

This 500%_500%, 40 weeks program is an extraordinary SPOT INVESTMENT opportunity accepting CASH Funds of USD
or EURO 1 million minimum to 250 million. The program will accept CASH funds only, not instruments and not leased funds.
Each client is invited to complete one Contract with the Platform Bank as follows:
1) First Phase will generate 500% in eight banking days (2 civil weeks)
2) Second Phase will also generate 500% within eight banking days (2 civil weeks)
3) Third Phase is a 40 weeks program generating 50% per week or more depending on the amount invested at the start of this program.
All of the time Clients money remains in Clients own bank account if in an acceptable bank and is not moved. The account will be
PINGED periodically bank to bank through electronic screening. Clients bank must have SWIFT and Screening capabilities.
Clients who use a bank that does not have SWIFT and Screening capabilities will be rejected.
After 40 weeks a 1M investment will have generated a net profit of about 600M.
To enter the program specific Documents are required which can be sent to you at your request.
When Due Diligence is completed, all USA, Canadian, Mexican and Far East Clients will be asked to sign the Contract electronically
by e-mail. All other Clients will be asked to sign the contract in the trading bank in London.
There are seldom trade programs with such large profits to finance projects using the PING system.
We know from experience that a number of 1M programs offered in the past have failed to perform for a variety of reasons.
Even if youve been disappointed before, if you wish to raise funds for projects that are not loans and never have to repaid and you
have at least 1 million USD or EURO it is recommended that you seriously consider taking advantage of this rare opportunity.
It is requested that you send your completed set of Compliance Documents as an e-mail attachment by individual PDF to us.
We will immediately forward it to the trade platform who will communicate with you within a reasonable time.
Intermediaries who refer clients will be included in the payment of commissions which are already arranged.

I love this part:

"2 civil weeks"

I wonder if "2 military weeks" is a term too. LOL !