One of his previous posts, just to prove that he is not to be taken seriously.
Assistant managerial post at The Walks
by In The Know
All interested parties should contact our ambitious board.
Assistant manager at The Walks required to help current boss Tommy Taylor and the board drag the club down to the lowest level possible.
The salary will be £20,000, on a par with current earners who do nothing at The Walks. Car and petrol expenses included and free overnight stays in hotels on long away trips.
It's vital you have as fewer contacts as possible, keeping in line with the manager, and when you do fancy a new player make sure you have no contact numbers to get hold of him and that he has plenty of excess baggage or weight when he arrives.
You must be an awful communicator, no nothing about football and refuse to take an interest in the two teams below the first team.
It is also essential that make sure that all the good young players are released and that all the overweight has beens are kept at the club.
To be considered by the board you must be two-faced (like them) and very good at telling lies.
Finally you must be able to take out a loan with the brewery to pay the players' wages when we are short of money and then try and deny that you ever did it in the first place (like an ex chairman).
If you do this then you will be able to stay with the club for a lifetime, walking around in a suit and tie on a matchday (four hous only)rather than helping out with anything else.