Jimmy Suckling
by The man in the corner
Jimmy Suckling has been selected to play for The Linnets against the Arsenal Celebs team (he must have lied about his age ).
During a recent Press Conference with his Persoanl Trainer "Snowy", it was confirmed that Jimmy has embarked on a "Match Day only" fitness and diet program of Fosters Ice and his favorite Bacon Rolls from the grounds Burger Bar.
Snowy was confident that Jimmy could perform at 100% for the full 90 minutes, but a young lady called Angela had to be picked up from the floor laughing when she heard this.
Jimmy was last seen on a Football pitch in the early 1970's during KLFC's 6-1 away defeat to Alvechurch.