Upscale Bar

C, E-flat and G entered a bar.

The bartender said, "Sorry, I don't serve minors."

The E-flat left and the C and G had an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth was diminished and the G was out flat.

An F entered and tried to augment the situation but was not sharp enough.

A D entered and excused himself to the bathroom, saying, "I'll just be a second."

An A entered but the bartender wasn't convinced that this relative of C was not a minor.

Then the bartender noticed a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar. "Get out, right now!" he exclaimed. "You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The next night the E-flat returned to the bar in a 3-piece suit.

The bartender said, "You're looking sharp tonight. This could be a major development."

This was the case, when the E-flat took off the suit and everything else to stand there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobered up and realized in horror that he was under a rest.

He was brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and was sentenced to ten years of D.S. without the possibility of a Coda.

On appeal, he was found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, because the accusation was bassless.

The bartender decided he needed a rest -- and closed the bar.

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somebody put a good deal of thought into that one ! how am I suppose to remember all that to retell it ? and what's this about a blue bike ?

Thats an easy one...hahaha

What's the haps? I'm enjoying you Patron as i trpe! Hee hee! What's going on witchu?

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the day after...hahaha.

M just loafing about...thinking bout getting out of here in the next week or two. Strumming alot and a bit of writing, but alas no band to torment with it all. All said I'm about the same as ever. No new toys or anything to speak of.

What you got going on in that garage of yers?

got a new car , drinking patron , .

and buddy gave you the patron ?! THE PAIR OF YOU !

beer will take you the same damn place for a lot less money . and don't be tellin me about the refinements of Xpensive booze if it's over 80 proof ,certainly ,it has a harsh metallic raw taste to it . don't matter what it is either ! keela ,bourbon , scotch whatever .

I dunno nothing about his new wheels...but I can damn sure attest to the fact that is da best damn kella you can get, I know mexicans and I know kella and thats a fact. Now I dun wanna suggest that u think he ain't worth it...cause in the end "the best" always comes down to personal preference, but after a few shots of that...Tom knows exactaly why the Aztec's dissapeared, comprende amigo?

And he damn sure dint do some half-assed work for Taco Belle/Miller Light mass appeal to the politicaly correct suffers of an over advertised corporoate NASCAR type brainwashing that Bruce Springsteen is working class, wrestling is real and God is a Republican oligarchy supported by Fox News to save the planet from global warming caused by Al Gore's mouth job on my amps:-P

Ur just jealous....tee heee hee

A wagon, natch.



Nice, roomy and comfy. Been getting 28-29 mpg on the commute. Handles well. I'm happy with it.

I put the veg truck on Ebay, and I will also move to sell the other truck. After that, I need to do some work to the Cougar, and it may go as well. The wife is interested in the Mini, and I was very impressed with yours.

TIME Magazine's 2006 Man of the Year

Likewise, life is too short not to drink good beer.

Therefore, there is no reason for Lone Star beer to exist.

TIME Magazine's 2006 Man of the Year