NVAS....important news, i have ordered 4 razorlight tix. no-one else order any! sian n jen - you guys definate, yea? cags, theres one for you if you want it but i dont think you do so don't worry i'll pass it on.
let me know girlies xxxx

oh, let me know by phone please xxx

Who wants to give Johnny smelly his t shirt back? either that or it goes in the bin it absolutely stinks so no-one will want it!! I disinfected my carpet around where its bag was yesterday (you think I'm joking but I'm not).

Oooooh xx

haha I just realised I wrote "Johnny smelly", what a great insult eh??? I'm really bored I've nowhere to go and I can't drive aimlessly because I'm short of petrol and I dunno how to fill up!!!! (Embarrassed? Yes.) Hollie I might call on you soon to help me

Caro, I think it must be an organism in its own right by now, swore I saw it breathing.

Johnny Biro on the morrow (cue Hollie Hormones) PIMPin all round!

Hollie Hollie Hollie... what are you like at all??? PIMPin is right Siany.

Apparently Jenna is the one who looks like Kylie, Kylie teeth apparently... tell you about it later (oh and apparently I'm Spanish).

How many times can the word apparently be used without sounding like the biggest doof ever?

xx

More times than you can use the word doof, my love.

What would me and Holl be then? (cue offensive descriptions)

You would be Kylie/Ian??? and Lady Sianabanana of Sianington Smythe (don't you know).

Oh dear, I don't get it.

Funny things I heard the other day:

1. What's fascism?
It's when you don't like fashion

2. The queen was flown in from Balamory

3. Belle and Sebastian sang "Ooh stick you".

(with thanks to Lauren and Liam F and Gary S) :D

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest!...
Seeeeeeee myyyyy loafers,
Former gofers...
etc etc.

I like the first one Sian!