I have done my wrist in . . .

I would like to say that it was CatFlap who beat me up. or that I was on a Ninja Mission for the Emperor, or indeed that the UK is now a safer place because Snappy flies around the Heavens looking for mean folks to beat up, just so that you'all can swing safely in the playrooms !!!

The truth is that my head isn't connected to my feet, and my eyesight requests more than my reflexes are able to cope with.

Duh! and Ouch! To me!!!

Snappy the Dum !!!