I have this problem too mate. It's because we're just too tall. Y' see, by the time the message gets from our (already overloaded) brains to our arms, feet etc., it's not as strong as it was. If we were shorter, it'd be OK.
I mean - Maur never crashes the car or walks into imaginary objects. And I bet caflap doesn't have a sore wrist.
PLUS, if you're short and by some fluke STILL fall over, chances are you won't hurt yourself. That's why the best drunks are midgets! QED.
You never see Ms. A or Dinky D in a sling, now do you?
Food 4 thought
