appendages constantly tugging at every fibre of our being, it's bound to happen every now and again. You get to thinking of having a wee and next thing CatFlap comes to mind and I pee on my foot. Just wait till your having a wee and you get to thinking of CatFlap and pee on your foot !!!
Mind you, recently my mobile phone has started telling me to do stuff. Things like Hoover the bedroom, eat the sandwich in the fridge . . . there is nothing serious at the moment, but I suspect that things will change over time.
%&%&*(&*^%$$%^^&* < see? It's stating.
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Snappy X
CatFlap asked me if she could get me anything. A nice coffee would be good said I. Okay let's teach your other hand where the kettle is. Says She.
