Okay I was in High street talking on my cell, when I saw this short figure dressed in a smart suit. When I found out it was Kia Joorabchian,I asked him who he was and we talked for a couple of minutes. He said he was no longer owner of Corinthians, their were talks for a takeover of West Ham. He also told me that if he became boss he'd replace Alan Pardew and put in Phil Scolari. He'd also want to bring in players from corinthians into West Ham. But its all in negociations and nothing has been signed yet. I wished him luck, little handshake and he was off.
Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
-Cartman