Questions

Obvious ones:


Growing up in Canada did you ever think that you'd be playing pro in Denmark? Could you have pointed Denmark out on a map 6 months ago?

At what age did you start thinking that you could really "make it" as a football player?

Which of your ex-clubs was the most enjoyable to play at?

Over your former teammates on the Thunder who most impressed you? Who would have a chance of making it overseas?


Better more orignal ones (note - many jokes) many of which are very loaded:


Which Laudrup (sorry if I mangled that spelling) brother was better? If Chuck G blanks on this one you're allowed to hit him Jannik.

Could you beat up Stig Tofting in a bar fight? Would that be a prudent thing to do?

Okay, you're one-on-one with Peter Schmichel (again, sorry about the spelling) in the Danish Cup Final and the match is tied. Do you score or are you looking at how ugly his keeper jersey is?

Do you like Danishes? Do you plan to increase your Danish consumption now that you live in Denmark? Do they call them Danishes in Denmark?

Carlsberg - greatest beer in the world or just the jersey sponsor of the second greatest club in the world (behind the Thunder). Discuss. And no, I'm not talking about Hibs.

Are you aware that England thrashed Denmark in the last World Cup? Were you aware how happy that made BHTC Mike? Can you believe that even Emile-freakin'-Heskey scored in that game?

How did Denmark win the European Championships? Was that more of an upset than Greece's recent triumph? Why can't England ever win anything?

Will Canada ever qualify from the World Cup again? Will I live to see it? Can you name a single player from the last, and only, time Canada did? Can Jannik?

Short-shorts, sideburns, and moustaches - is retro cool in football style again?

Who did the BHTC annoy more last year: opposing fans, opposing players, match officials, or the other Thunder fans?

Do you actually remember any BHTC songs? Did you like any of them? Do you hate London City?

Okay, admit it, you're better than Paul Munster aren't you? (Background for Jannik/possible readers: Paul Munster was leading scorer in the CPSL last year by a country mile but played for our arch-rivals London "Sh!tty" City; he has apparently signed with Slavia Prague of the Czech league during our off-season and their winter break)

When are you leaving for Spurs?

Did Canada rip-off Denmark's all red kits or did Denmark rip-off Canada?

No, really, when are you leaving for Spurs?

Are you for or against European integration? The Maastricht Treaty?

Are you happy to be farther away from George Bush?

Can you sing the Danish national anthem? What about "O Canada"? What about "O Canada" in French? Half-french half-english?

And finally and most importantly: can you teach Jannik the tune of Alouette so that he can learn the Chuck G song?


Mike.