The 'obvious' ones are great. Will definately use those!
I'd love to ask him the jokey ones aswell! But I doubt I have time for all of them! But I'll try and fit a few of them in!
Schmeichel (we prenounce it Sch-michael - but it's really supposed to be prenounced Schei-schel ... Romanian dad). Anyway, yes, he had some awfull jersey's - escpecially on the national side! Multicoloured ones ... shocking!
(Btw, it IS spelled Laudrup - well done! A classic question dividing Danes in two. Michael was the best IMO, but a lot of people like Brian better - and to be fair, in National side he was probably more successful .... but look at Michael's career ...)
>>Could you beat up Stig Tøfting in a bar fight?
HA!
>>Do they call them Danishes in Denmark?
Nah, it's really stupid, but we call it "wienerbrød" ("Vienna Bread"???)
>>Will Canada ever qualify from the World Cup again? Will I live to see it? Can you name a single player from the last, and only, time Canada did? Can Jannik?
Erm ... no [embarrased] .... I'm struggeling to name any Canadian footballers, to be honest. That's actually really embarrasing ... Reba from AaB in Aalborg Denmark is the only one that springs to mind. Probably know a few from UK football and just don't raelise that they're Canadians...
>>And finally and most importantly: can you teach Jannik the tune of Alouette so that he can learn the Chuck G song?
Hey! I know the tune! :-) "je te plumeré" and all that stuff (spelling's probably crap?)