congrats nina...i knew it would only be a matter of time before you came on here and told these people in not so many words what you think of their posts. But as you saw in my posts, i told all of them a million times to ask you themselves and you would gladly tell them where to go!! ROCK ON!!! but to satisfy there viscious little minds, maybe you and i should stay at kim lavoy's trailer all night because she is a female!!! but can't do that for too long either maybe you will be accused fo "going the other way"...sorry just couldn't help myself. KIM..i hope your car handles better this week and you do a kick ass job.....

I think it sucks that she ruined my lynching. I had out the good rope, and eyed up a nice hangin' tree, in anticipation of serving Arse A'La Bachetti with Castrol GT Sauce and Helmet Bits.

And as for her bit about things being none of our business ... I surely hope she was talking to the others, and realizes that talking to me in that tone will ruin any chances she may have had with me.

Of course, she can atone for her transgressions by giving me some dirt (pun intended) someone, so I can have a proper hangin'.

Although I do not know who you are, I would like you to know that my harshness was purely out of anger towards ignorant people who cannot seem to leave others alone. I was not directing it toward you! I read your posts and I have to say that I agree with a lot of what you say. You are one of the few on here who try to keep the peace while still making your point and I admire that. I am sorry if I offended those who had nothing to do with this, it was not intentional!

congrats...that was awesome of you to do that post.....gasketcase is awesome!!!!

I may dump Lori so I'm free to go out with you. She treats me like a 4 cylinder lately, anyway. I'll save all my love and write all my songs just for you.


Do you like Lebanon Valley?
And getting caught in the rain?
The smell of gear oil?
And watching cars changing lanes?

If you like making love at midnight,
in the stands at the track.
I'll give up all my old drugs,
and save my pipe for your crack.


I didn't mean that in the filthy, perverted way that it could be taken, but you can interpret it any way your little heart desires.

If you're interested, there's a high-classed eating establishment at the end of the track where we could meet for dinner, called "The Clubhouse". it's not as nice as McDonald's, but they have a tv.

everytime i read your posts I can't stop smiling....You are just so funny, so objective, so fair, and such a free, fun loving spirit....any girl would be blessed to have you and you should always be treated like an escalade...never a 4 cylinder.....your the best...

what a great song....you should be a song writer or an actor or a director you have a never ending imagination....does tremont and all of your other favorite drivers know how lucky they are to have a unbiased fan like you??? tremont is one of my favorite mod drivers along with many others and i hope he does a great job this weekend, but as you said before, first or last he is still a winner as many of them are....

I have to say that even though I could have taken that the wrong way, it did make me laugh.

Shadow-

One thing that separates Kenny from the rest is that he thanks me everytime I see him.

Where do you usually sit at the track? Pits? Stands? 1st turn? 4th turn? One of these nights, I'll catch up with you and I'll tell you some of those things I can't say on here.

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Nina-

I'm glad you took it the perverted way. I'm shy and didn't want to be blunt.

I'll have to send Lori to Fonda for a weekend.

now be a nice boy and play nice....don't say things that are not nice and not race related you will be condemend, crucified, and bashed with name calling!!! so stop while your ahead. Anyway...tremont is an awesome driver as are many of the drivers and i am sure he appreciates having you on his side....I never go in the stands......always in the pits...can't tell you my exact location without giving away my identity (**and risking getting beat up by the two people on here who seem to have nothing to do but do the name calling thing and try and belittle me...i would be too freightenend!!!) but hey its all good, at least they are leaving someone else alone. I refuse to play along anymore with these childish antics and they don't even dignify a response.... but

would love to meet you someday....but hey why send lori to another track, i thought you were dumping her anyway, so you can find someone to treat you like the audi or volvo you are...not just a little escort??? smile!!

Will you get over it already for christ's sakes.

Get over it?

She hasn't even rejected me yet. (Not that she will ... she seems to smart to pass up on such an offer).

Or did you mean to get over Lori? I'll feel bad for a day or two when I cut her loose, but I'll get over it.

Shadow-

I forgot to answer you ... oops.

I'll find you. I think I can figure out where to look and who to ask. I will most likely have a purple shirt on.

If any of you girls want to fight me ... now you know who to look for.

If any of you guys want to fight me ... forget what I said about the purple shirt.

I didnt think there was a need to reject you, I thought you would just know that as I do get a great laugh out of you, I do have a boyfriend. And please dont take this the wrong way, I am not being mean, just speaking the truth

We should start writing our movie script, for my heart also belongs to another. It could be a modern day story of Dirteo on Cutiet, with "A Time For Us" as the theme song.

Seriously though ... I wouldn't know you if I fell over you. I've just flirted with you because the other guys obviously think you're a hottie, and are afraid to approach you. My goal was simply to show them that you're only human.

And I must say ... you've shown yourself to be a very good natured person. a lot of women would have flipped out over things I said, but you've maintained your dignity and played along.

I'm impressed.

So if you're ever single again, and a dog comes up to you and starts sniffing your butt, don't kick him.

It might be me.

I am very happy that you see me as a good natured person, I just wish others could see the same, but I look at it as their loss if they don't! I think you are very funny, and I would love for you to continue to talk to me on here because I am always looking for a good laugh to get me through the day!

now don't forget me racergrl...i always come to bat for you...here and on the track...smile!!! gasketcase is the best...just a great all around guy...you will have great fun reading his posts...you just never know what to expect from him...

Are you two up for a threesome?

My fantasy is rolling down the high banks of the Valley with two women ... engulfing ourselves in mud as we slide down the embankment toward Howie Lake (the pond in the middle of the pits).

I kill me.

blkshadow- You know I love you and appreciate everything you do for me! If it were not for you and a select other few, I would be lost in life! Many thanks...smile!

gasketcase- You crack me up! I dont even know what to say back to your last post other than that.

Gasketcase - You do have ONE HELL OF SENSE OF HUMOR. I do believe you are the only reason why I read this board.

now that sounds like a whole lot of fun.....racergrl wear your play clothes tomorrow night....and your mud boots...we are going to have so much fun....lol

I was already thinking about how much fun I hope to have! Mud boots though, come on...you know me better than that, and I dont think I own play clothes...laugh and smile!

Ooooooooooooooh ... a high maintainence gurly ... I like it. I'll be sure to bring the expensive synthetic oil.

I'll be even easier to find than I usually am ... I'll be the oiled-up guy wearing nothing but a smile and goggles.

Thank all of you for the compliments. I'll promise to keep as much humor in my posts as i can, if one of you would be so kind to go to Dirt Track Diget's forum, and bring Tom Ames attention to the flattering thread I made about him.

See why Lori Cary is in love with me?