Dear Howie:

When in the Course of racing events, it becomes necessary for the fans to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with the officials, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Racing and of Racing's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Clean Racing. --That to secure these rights ...

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That's as far as we got before John Hancock disappeared into the bathroom for the evening ... most likely living up to his name ... and Phillip Livingstone had to go protect his streets from being taken over by crack dealers.

Have you people thrown away your senses of humor?

Geesh.

I'm going back to dancing naked.

of course we would never throw away our sense of humor!! we think your the best...and the award for best sense of humor and biggest imagination goes to:

GASKETCASE

and the candidate who will fill the shoes of president of the valley as well as the U.S. is:

GASKETCASE

and my all time favorite guy besides my dad and brother and son is:

GASKETCASE...

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR TWO NEW TATOOS....ONE FOR NINA COLADA AND ONE FOR LORI...GET THOSE CHEEKS A SHININ'