Since the subject came up, I've decided to make a partial list of some nicknames I made for drivers. While some of these names aren't nice, they are meant to be funny, not hurtful.

Donnie Corrosion
Kenny TreeClimber
Wayne Belly
Dave WreckinMe
Donny Acne
JR Heifer
Guy Seldom
Andy Bacheatti
Eddie MartialArts
Tim Hair Dwyer
Brian BergerAndFries
Loren Browe Browe Browe Your Boat
Russ Rectum
Steve HuoughAndPuff
John ShoeIt
Hector Briggs&Stratton
Denny Solt&Pepper
Charlie Fumes
Stan WetmorePants
Keith Slack

Okay ... that's enough for now.

Gasketcase... you have got to be one of the most humerous people I know. You always come up with the best things. Your funny keep it up we still have 4 days till racing. I need the entertainment. LOL!

Gasket, are you a stand or pits kind of guy? You really need to present your humor in the pits a bit more. Maybe then some of the fighting would cease, because everyone would be laughing too hard.

OH MY GOSH.
You deffinitally can give a girl a good laugh.

Thanks for starting my day with a smile!
No offense to Stan, but the WetmorePants really had me going!!!

When I have some time tonight, I'll add some of my favorites from the other classes ... like KC Gooey, Ryan Barkin' and and Alan High-Tailing.

Ok ... more Sportsman ...

Kevin LynchMob
Jeff Wats-He-On
Carmen Carnauba
Aliigator Fart
Kim LaBoy
Jim Honkey Cronk
Bobby Snipe
Danny BurlMeSome Water
Frankie Harpoon
Cory and Brian SandFlea
Joe Mabb-eline
Tony Ferrari

... and a few Pro Stocks ...

Knob Yettman
Robbie SpeedFreak
Jimmy Hangin'Back
Paul LaCoocaRocha
Jay CornBin
Mike MiddleMan
Kevin "Wonder Years" Arnold
Don "Big Dummy" Carlson
Jay and Jason CasinTheJoint
Bob Doozie
Lori CarryMeBackToYourCave
John Ruthless

... Limited Pros ...

Kevin PackedToThe Hilt
Brian KeyHole
George Piles Jr.
John SantoClaus
Justin HerronTime

...Other related names ...

Howie Commandant
Rodney RescueMission
AlGreedA Waste
RifenNerd Construction
A$$ & A$$ Asphalt
Beer Bellied Slob
Joe TornabeneHead
Wank Funeral Home
A CollardGreens & Sons


... Don't any of you have contributions?

Hahaha, you are deffnitally my humor of the day.