I'm going on my "jollies" in a months time and have always struggled a bit with the ladies, even the dogs dont seem to see me as "last turkey in the shop"! What can i do?

You stay at home and let someone else go in your place who knows how to pull a bird and give them a good seeing to.

You go in my place and i'll go up to paki infested keighley and have a turn on your mutt of a bird, My mate Tariq says she could suck a snooker ball through a hose pipe.

A fucking football fella.

Fucking bite and a half there Keighley,better than Moomin!!

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