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How to Become President

February 12 2009 at 3:54 PM
  (Login Tour-de-Force)

Some people call democracy, Mob Rule.
That aside, let's talk about being conned into voting.

First, you find some item that will separate you from what your opponent suppoort.
For instance, you read what is handed to You, "The surge is not working!

Later when the surge is working in Iraq, you read another paper handed you, "The surge is working."

Then your strategist gives you a paper so you can emphasize one ides, which doesn't matter if it's true or not, "Change!A new changed administration!"

Then, you lsiten to what the mob--oh, excuse me--the voters who are angray, ignorant, suckers say.

Wow! It's been accepted by the hoi polloi!
Keep saying, "Change! Change! Change!"

After you become President, you select, thieves, crooks,liars, who back out when uncovered.
Then you pick people from a previous administration, inexperienced, etc.

Now when anything goes bad you blame the previous administration--pass the buck.

When you are sworn-in you pick an odd-ball to do the swearing-in, because you want to include all.

Then, you want to free terrorists or suspected terrorists because you are a
BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL, and are more concerned for them than the safety of your country or its citizens.

Then, instead of going through political, idirect channels, you announce that you wnat to talk with our enemies who hate us and would drop an Atomic Bomb on us in one minute if they had one (As told to me by someone from the Middle-East).

 
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(Login ddatlga)

Re: How to Become President

June 8 2009, 11:32 PM 

Sounds a lot like "restoring honor and diginty to the White House" and then...well you know the rest of the story. By the way, Laura loves Obama's choice for our NEXT Supreme Court Justice. Dosen't that just piss you off. 8 years! Get over it.

 
 
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