Too funny.

by Jim Keegan

 

I love this one:

"The vets wanted to know what zoo we got the primate track from."

Remind me not to take any of my pets to these two gentlemen.

What Primate? Man?, Great Ape? Old world, New World monkey?????

Why would Bigfoot's track make a Vet think "Primate from a zoo"?
Have they seen Bigfoot at Zoos before?

Are they meaning Ape and cannot tell the difference between a Bigfoot track and a Pongid foot?


This is also wonderful:

"We will eventually be able to turn in the evidence needed to crack the mystery once and for all. When that time comes, we'll remember who was naughty and who was nice. Those who were nice will be welcome to participate in the fun and interactions."

1) I can now add "Pompous" along side of self promoting.

2) "Fun and Interactions" will be the last thing you will experience if by some miracle you achieve recognized discovery. In fact, you might wish you never got involved at all.

P.S. Loren Coleman gets criticized

ALL THE TIME

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Posted on Nov 4, 2002, 9:46 PM
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