Re: Everythign you never wanted to know about the Unibond intake
by Steven Jarvis (no login)
2 DROYLSDEN
(Pronouned Droilscum, nickname Chester City Reserves) this affluent area finally has the football success it deserves with self proclaimed top manager/chairman Dave Pace getting the Bloods up to 2nd place after a mere 12 years in charge. Unfortunatly he too forgot to read the Conference appliation correctly effectively rendering the whole season a waste of time promotion wise. Until he merged with Chester, Dave used high ball tactics and pitch doctoring to achieve results but now moans about the Unibond pitches ruining his side's flowing football...this doesn't explain Alty's 4-1 and 1-0 victories against the Bloods this year which occured on perfect pitches. Don't upset Pacey by beating the bloods if you are an ex conference team as this seems to get him a bit riled to say the least..oh and watch out for the henchman also.Fans very firendly though and their forum is great fun moderated by the lovely Helen.
Internet Fiend(s) : Stephen Jarvis/Butcher
Jezza can I just correct you on a few things!!
1) Although Pacey has been chairman for 12 years he has only been the manager since 1997-98 season and has taken us from the 1st Division to league runners up with a few trophies along the way!!
2) We gave Alty 6 points to try and help you into the conference north and even then you nearly missed out!! We got our keeper sent off at our ground to help you when it was 1-0 and even gave you a penalty. At your ground you were so rubbish we had to score for you!!
3) We have always been a footballing side you are the long ball masters!!