OH-HO-HO!!! ;)

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Ooooh, Basil! Do I hear a waltz? Or is it you playing Le Song de Loooove on your violiiiin?! Your majesty, keep this one, he's a real *catch*, if you *catch* my drift! ;) (Theme from "Love Boat") Hee hee! (Hmm...Spanish? I have spoken Spanish for most of my life, I lived in Mexico a little while, and I was in French in the 7th grade, but I wasn't very good at it, Hazel will tell you what the secret phrase is...)
"You stole my airplane, you evil rat! I will now strike you to death with my mallet! Die evil rat!"
Ha, ha! That's a little inside joke, because the Baron von Richthofen (Hazel's great-grandfather, not mine, dears) was known as the "Red Baron" throughout Europe during WWI as the "Bloody Flying Ace". That's where I get my title as the Baroness. Yes, I suppose I must describe myself in the little cliche that follows. I wear a long red dress much like the Canadian Mountie uniform, only much more casual, complete with custom blood red high-button shoes (100 little buggard buttons each) and almond shaped glasses for my slight nearsightedness. Satisfied? During the winter I have a little gray coal silk pilot's scarf I throw about myself and stalk proudly about in. You'd know all about stalking proudly, wouldn't you, Basil dear? ;)
BH von R.



Posted on Oct 21, 1999, 7:47 PM

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  1. Most assuredly... :). Basil, Oct 22, 1999
    1. *SHOCKED GASP*. , Oct 23, 1999
      1. The Mouse Detective is most perplexed.... Basil, Oct 23, 1999
        1. Acht, meines kleines lieb!. , Oct 23, 1999

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