I borrowed that line from "Hunchback of Notre Dame"...
by TMQ
...stole it, really.
The mice kept chewing my stuff and keeping me
awake at night, so I had to do something. But
the "mouse motel" was stupid. I love mice, really, but when they start partying in your room
every night, sometimes you have to do the unthinkable. Of course, I've since discovered
a more humane way, one of those plug-in deelibobbers that put out radio waves or something. Rodents hate it and it drives them
away.