I was a child of the Sixties (but then, I told
you that already), and when I was little, I
would talk to the TV (Dad still does when he's
watching sports---"I TOLD YOU TO INTERCEPT THAT
PASS! NEXT TIME YOU'LL LISTEN!"). One afternoon
I was watching Password, and when Allen Ludden
asked a question, I answered it out loud. I
could have SWORN he actually heard me and responded! My, what fun TV would be if that
could be true (except I'd hate to have one of
those big mean wrestlers threaten to whip my
a**!)?