I have been mulling over this now for many a week, it's time to invade Crouch End! They are a stain upon the borough of Haringey and us Muswell Hillians can no longer stand for their foolishness. A release of gas from around the bottom of the hill should weaken them sufficiently to allow for full-scale genocide. If we don't get them they'll soon come after us, we must fight for the republic of Muswell Hill! Castrate their men and rape their women, we could adopt the children and bring them up with some class in N10! I shall be forming the attack force at the roundabout on st.Georges day, All that believe in the nation of Muswell Hill should join me!