Well done MON & the Bhoys.I hope all those bitter Huns keep looking in on the site so they can see the real champions celebrateWe arra CHAMPIONS
Hartson's no replacement for Sutton
by Bhadbhoy
He's done fuck all at every club he's been at and only gets a game for Wales because there's only 15 Welsh players on the planet.
MON should have played Maloney or Smith or even Colin Healy. (He's no bad up front)
As for the result. We'll learn fae it and beat Rosenborg AND Juventus.
Posted on Oct 20, 2001, 4:10 AM from IP address 195.158.98.73
As long as MON picks him,he'll do for us.3 goals from our third choice striker isnae that bad.Confidence is the best medicine,as hopefully we shall see on Tuesday.HAIL,HAIL.
Posted on Oct 22, 2001, 1:55 PM from IP address 170.253.228.7
JOHN HARTSON WILL SCORE AGAINST THE HUNS NEXT SUNDAY I KID U NOT. CELTS WILL WIN 4-1 WITH WEE LUBO SCORING A SPECTACULAR.LARSSON WILL SCORE A DOUBLE.BAWHEID BIG BAD BAZZA WILLL GET SENT FUR A EARLY WASH(STINKYWEEHUN)EFFECTIVLY ENDING HIS HUNERY DAYS AND ADVO WILL BE SACKED.THE HUNS WILL BE SPHEWING.WE,LL BE DANCIN. I'LL BE HAPPY. YOU'LL BE HAPPY. ALL TIMS AROUND THE PLANET WILL BE HAPPY.SO LET THE PEOPLE SING...TIOCFAIDH AR LA...FOREVER CELTIC...TOODLYPEEP...
Posted on Nov 16, 2001, 12:09 AM from IP address 62.7.22.22
Is my memory letting me doon? or last season did we no get beat wi a heavier scoreline than the Porto game,around this time of year? and then go on to sweep the board in domestic competitons?,produce a SPL player , and young player of the year, and a European golden boot winner?And hammered the Huns at every opportunity? We can take a beating, and go on to greater things from it.UNLIKE THE Huns.
Posted on Oct 19, 2001, 2:12 PM from IP address 170.253.228.7
well that wis a fitba lesson if ever there wis one could have been 7.Ma man Hartson didnae let me doon EYOR,EYOR,EYOR pure pish.He isnae worthy ey wearin the hoops,young Maloney might of been an alternative,mind the whole team wis poor.The lessons of tonight if learned will hold us in guid stead fer the remaining 2 games.We are a quality side who just had a bad night,fellow tims stay positive it"s no the end ey the world,wir still better than the huns & we can still qualify.Tae MON & the bhoys shake it off forget it, we are not a side tae fall in aheap ower one bad result.Keep the faith.j.b.
Ps: lookin forward tae the huns bein given a dooin by the ruskies!!!
Posted on Oct 18, 2001, 12:02 AM from IP address 203.109.250.99
fire temporarily dampened ,I"d say yiv fuckin well drowned by now ma bhoy.Take yer roly poly arse back doon the A74 tae engurland where aw the other turnips are,an aside fae that hoops are no very flattering oan a fat bastard.At least Moloney has the shape ey a fitbaw player an no a tellytubby.
Posted on Oct 18, 2001, 1:40 AM from IP address 203.109.250.99
I reckon the only thing Hartson is good for is shutting up that wee moaner Berkovic.It was a bad result and we were well outclassed on the night last night but we're still in with a shout to qualify and sitting pretty at the top of the League.Keep the Faith and well done to all the singing Tims in Portugal.
Posted on Oct 18, 2001, 2:49 PM from IP address 213.190.147.241
No but ye have tae agree that Hartson is aboot the same dimensions as the Celtic End,in fact I think it"s hiding behind him right noo,oot the way lardy!!!!!
Posted on Oct 22, 2001, 11:51 PM from IP address 203.109.250.98
Hartson is shite and should never were the jersey again!!! Sylla is not Celtic quality and as for Guppy????!!!!! O'Neill better wake up and smell the coffee, all our heads are in the clouds. We need quality attacking players, or the porto result wont be our only mauling this season!!!
Posted on Oct 17, 2001, 11:04 PM from IP address 195.92.168.167
Well, heres hoping that we can achieve a similar result to the famous one which we got in 1967 in that neck of the woods. All the best, CMON THE CELTS!!!
Posted on Oct 17, 2001, 2:21 PM from IP address 170.253.228.7
Just to see if anybody noticed that the mighty Fenerbace ,conquerors of the Huns, are the only team in any of the Champions League groups who do not have any points yet.Says it all really!!!!(ok so I forgot about Schalke 04).Slan.
Posted on Oct 16, 2001, 6:40 PM from IP address 170.253.228.7
And its over to you Arthur at Fir Park...."What a Stramash! as Sean Maloney gets a WELL deserved penalty and the CELTS retain the 7 point margin.... im away FIR a pint".
Posted on Oct 16, 2001, 7:33 PM from IP address 170.253.228.7
bog off back to hell you orange piece of crap!!! Face it we are and always will be the best. You are just a jealous little Brit who can't take it that his team are dung.
Posted on Oct 27, 2001, 11:15 PM from IP address 213.123.24.47
well ten years of misery for these lower food chain ,missing link,monkey fucks,i huvney stopped laffin since we cuffed them in the filth pit,life's great here in the land of oz
Posted on Oct 12, 2001, 11:32 AM from IP address 203.24.100.132
WHO'S AT THE TOP OF THE LEAGUE ???? celtic
WHO'S AT THE TOP OF THE GROUP ???? celtic
WHIT TEAM ARE THE BEST ???? celtic
WHIT TEAM ARE FUCKIN SHITE ???? rangers
WHO'S THE BEST PLAYER ???? larsson
WHO'S A FLOP ???? flo
WHIT FANS ARE SINGING NOW ???? the tic
WHO JUST WON THE TREBLE AND ARE GONNIE DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN ??????????????? celtic !!!
WHO'S THE BEST MANAGER ???? Martin O'neill
WHO'S A DIRTY ORANGE BASTARD Wee Dicky
FACE IT HUNS WE RULE U'S ARE ALL SCUM GET IT UP YE!
Posted on Oct 11, 2001, 4:24 PM from IP address 62.253.0.5
I hate to say so old chap but you are on your way out as the Tallys will hammer you and although I think you will win the League dont bet on the Treble after the rubbish against the 'well and killie .
I see you had a good Catholic education the way you use the vocabulary ,wouldnt think anyone in their right mind would take much notice of your Language ,still I had to put you right on where you stood on the group standings "As the saying goes it isnt over 'til the fat lady sings"... BUT YOUR LEAVING maybe you can get into the same leage as the tedy bears.
Posted on Oct 30, 2001, 2:14 PM from IP address 203.29.186.3
I suggest that YOU correct your spelling and grammar before trying to make a mockery of a "catholic education" you primatial, benthic slice of bovine urine.
Posted on Apr 2, 2004, 4:44 PM from IP address 62.189.84.129
another 3 points thanks fer comin Rosenborg.Toap ey the table in the SPL & C.L pass the oxygen am getting dizzy fae the altitude.I look around & I cannae see a hun in sight where have they gone,disappeared doon the path tae obscurity led by the pied piper auld tin legs himsel & the wee orange minions follow following behind him.
Still lots tae do tae qualify fer the next round & even if we were tae falter,done a f**king loat better than the huns is managed in multiple humiliations.Where are ye Boab come back ye wee orange bastard,an bring some ey ye buckfast swillin royal family arse lickers wi ye so that we can baffle you & yer like wi oor superior intelligence.Or are the tims at yer work still humpin ye so bad thit yer waitin fer yer ma tae cum an get ye!!!!!!
Keep the faith bhoys & ghirls
Posted on Oct 11, 2001, 3:23 AM from IP address 203.109.250.99
Been conspicuous by his absence recently, eh? McLeish for Scotland and the genital has been spotted at Leith job centre.
Another topic, Murray park???? Fucking dyke jumper!!! Bastardising a GREAT name! How bootlicky can the huns get???? Fucking smarmy bastards! Mind you, they'll reap the rewards. They're apparently going to shove a jersey on it for it to come off the bench as a sub in the last minute to hope it salvages a draw in their next game against Livvy! Well, there's as much chance of that as there is of Kunterman sticking with big Sutty!
I see Flo(p) has found his form again! Pity his form is absolute shite!
This has made the barren years so worthwhile. Hope the huns enjoy theirs!!!
Altogether now! Ha ha, Ha ha, Ha ha ha ha ha ha!.....
Posted on Oct 10, 2001, 2:37 PM from IP address 212.159.165.32
heard he is in doubt fer Rosenborg game & may have tae resort tae Tebily,lets hope not.I know he has improved oot ey site fae last season but the back 3 of mjallby,valgaeren & balde is a more comforting thought than mjallby,valgaeren & bombscare.I think this will be another close game with us winning 1-0.What do we think ghuys & ghirls????
Posted on Oct 9, 2001, 11:54 PM from IP address 203.173.136.77
well the turnips fae the south ave qualified fer the world cup,cannae wait tae see them get humped by teams that can actually pley fitba.As fer Scotland well it"s run by huns an servants of sweaty betty in Buckfast Palace.An huns is used tae bein shite.Nae bitterness here a couldnae gie a toss aboot international fitba.The world cup is a shop front competition fer the best players in the world tae improve thier domestic contracts an guid luck tae them.Ye nivir know MON might unearth some future tims.In the mean time bring oan Rosenborg wir gonnae gub the bastards.
Posted on Oct 8, 2001, 2:06 AM from IP address 203.109.250.99
aaahhh how sweet it is to see vomitt knee deep at the pit of eternal bile,the reign of the blue plague is over,prepare yourselves ya knuckle draggin moonkey fucks for tea years of effin misery
Posted on Oct 6, 2001, 3:22 AM from IP address 203.24.100.132
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
saw Dick Advocatt & yelled I"m appalled,
he called all the king horses & all the kings men
& said lets kill the cunt we got humped at Ibrox again.
Posted on Oct 5, 2001, 2:22 AM from IP address 203.109.250.98
Thankyou MON for bringing us back to where we belong.Life as a Tim keeps gettin better!I see Boab and they other monkeys are naewhere tae be seen yet again.Just follow followin their players...don't know how tae stand up and be counted.
So I'm looking forward tae hearin yer excuses Boab if yer reddy ever dies down enough to come back on the site.
God Bless The Celts.
Posted on Oct 3, 2001, 2:38 PM from IP address 193.203.145.86
7 points and the tims are getting all ayr united. big fuckin deal. From what i seen of your lot you are fuck all. We are starting to get it the gither again and once we do we will see if u lot are so fuckin confident over in Torbett Towers. We are the people. Rule brittania.
PS See the suppossed GFITW disgraced themselves yet again with their antics at Ibrox on Sunday. Scum, Scum, Scum.
Posted on Oct 3, 2001, 4:42 PM from IP address 195.93.33.162
who"s all bitter & twisted then,if that"s youse loat gittin back the gither by the end ey the season yis might jist avoid relegation.Must be hell for ye at the work jist noo ey Boab hope aw they tims is gien it tae ye guid an proper.Bet yer hidin in the toilet at lunch time,how"s yer reddy positively beamin ey wuid sey.Yer loat couldnae pass water,catch a cauld er trap a wet bag ey cement,sey bye bye tae the championship ey think it"s disappearing ower the horizon an headin back tae tim land.It telt me,it prefers life at Celtic Park as we keep it aw nice an shiny,it never felt comfortable at Ibrox as it dinnae like the smell comin oaf ey aw the soap dodgers.An if you loat are the people yis must be the serfs as the tims are natural leaders (7 point clear) an lookin comfortable.How"s yer fellow huns in Carstairs a thought that yis wernae allowed oot aifter a loss tae the tims,as fer the one fan who made an airplane gesture,ats how king Henke celebrates is goals,nothin in comparison tae thousands ey yer loat makin monkey gestures at Balde,how stupid yis looked shows the level ey intelligence we have tae deal with.a culd see the circumcision scars poppin oot er they fitba toaps.Dick Iamfatt disappears ower tae Russia aifter the game ,tae check oot Dynamo Moscow in trouble their boab e couldnae tell a fitba team fae netbaw team.I think yis are headin fer a dooin,unless ey course yis complain tae Uefa along the lines ey"bit they kin pley fitbaw an we is gonnae git humped,an without the revenue tin legs isnae gonnae be able tae buy another couple ey shite fitba pleyers"One final thing nice tae see yer takin it so well an could ye stoap yer ma fae chappin ma windae,I'll no ride huns under any circumstances.Come tae chapel boab confess yer hun-ness an be saved fae eternal humiliation.
Keep the Faith & God bless the Pope.
Posted on Oct 3, 2001, 11:53 PM from IP address 203.109.250.95
Well, one sad bastard lets us down and gets his mug all over the chip wrappers. More fool him I say. But, you will notice, as MANY of the papers failed to point out, the reaction of SUPPORTERS arround him, trying to force this arsehole back into his seat. No mention of THAT, eh?
Let's talk sick...There's a wee Polish guy in Rome in his mid-eighties, there's 45,000 knuckle-dragging SCUMBAGS singing about doing all sorts of unmentionable things to this wee guy, who just so happens to be the leader of the largest organised faith on this planet!
This happens every week, in fact in a lot of cases, every DAY! Any mention in the chip wrappers??? We sing "Go On Home" and you'd think we were carrying effigies of bin laden!
We sing a song about the (man-enforced) potato famine, we're scum!
If we sang hickory fucking dickory, these muppets would find something sick in it!
As for the point about Henrik's celebrations, well let's not give these arseholes any more ammo by saying that the freak at Ipox was mimicking him. We all know what he was doing. All that will happen now is the press will try to spoil Henke's 50+ celebrations this season!
Finally, have you noticed that the press only slag US fans when we've just put the huns firmly in their place?
In the words of Sharlene Spiteri, "You can say what you want!"
Here's to another treble!
GET IT RIGHT UP YE WITH A BIG DUG BOAB! Hope yer next shite's a hedgehog!
Posted on Oct 10, 2001, 1:56 PM from IP address 212.159.165.32
Gubbed 2-0 at hame useless bunch ey tossers.Klos wit a keeper yis ev goat there ey.Wit happened tae Flo"s hitting top form.Far as a can tell he should climb back up yon Ben Nevis an throw eysel af ey the toap.Fergus-hun dis nowt,no surprise there ey Bazza.Amorusso gits an early bath,fucker looks like he could dae wi the wire brush an dettol.Moore the saviour ey the huns backlike(ha!ha!ha!) nice pass Craig.We missed a penalty goat tae admit that though it wis nivir gunnae make a difference anywey.
Dick Iamfatt will have his well rounded ass kicked intae the Clyde by this coming weekend.Tin legs wull have tae git Wouters tae dae it ,wit wi him no bein able tae get a foothold an aw.A know who is gunnae be the next manager an aw (we tims is all knowing ey huns)it"s goannae be the no1 hun in waiting,William (ey orange)son of big ears Charlie(ma mummy willnae let me be king,an Camilla isnae a dug)see ats wit ey wis up tae in Sighthill canvassing the orange vote.It had nothin tae dae wi the needy.As far as a can tell the only thing the huns is in need of is a decent fitba team.
A challenge then tae youse huns thit get oan this site an yis know who yis are.At hame a have afreshly caught hun now ey would like yis tae tell me j.b (an don't be shy)why a shouldnae roast said hun oan an open fire an feed him tae ma neighbours dug in a nice orange sauce. A cannae feed im tae ma dug as he point blank refuses tae eat shite!!!!!
Posted on Oct 1, 2001, 4:24 AM from IP address 203.109.250.99