Oh! Oh! I went to a public school, I know how to answer this one!:
There is no need for critical thought, because your views are just as valid as mine. I "feel" that it is okay to have an abortion, so that makes it okay. Don't put your medieval-era views on me! This is the nineties--er, the, what is this decade...it doesn't matter! Everybody knows that 3,000 years of Judeo-Christian morality has only brought pain and suffering to this world!
If you try to tell me I am committing a sin, then you are just being a fascist fundamentalist Christian (yeah, I don't know what they look like, but they are the cause of all our problems.) No, I don't know what a fascist is, because my history teacher skipped all wars (war is always bad) and only taught us about the good times in history, like the Enlightenment. But I know Bush is much worse than that Hitler guy!
Oh, and like any smart person knows, 9/11 was OUR fault. If we weren't so mean to the poor wittle defenseless Arabs, then they wouldn't have had to kill 3,000 civilians to let us know how we hurt their feelings. It's all our fault, I tell you!
I bet I could cut and paste this onto Moveon.org's main page and no one would notice
