Disco Stu(pid)

What's the deal with "Disco Stu" (though i do believe he should be called Bingo Stupid) becoming a rugby birds parent without even being a medics rugby player nor turning up to any birds training sessions? Is it just because he wants to find another fresher that he hasn't pulled yet? Also why are you meeting girls who, on the first date, give you a foot job? That's plain disgusting! How did he go about getting that? I dread to think... Sort yourself out, you're not fit to represent the cluuuuub