Hey BITC*. You can't have a PICNIC here you fu*kin' yokel. It's against policy because this is Private Property. I don't fuck*n' care if I get a citation I WANNA EAT MY RAISINS OUTSIDE.
I BOUGHT Unknown Creature at a garage sale. In was in a bin labelled "Shit hole movies" and I picked it up. Now my only son won't stop crying and I feel like jumping off a balcony into a pile of discarded wooden planks that came off an old boat. I bought this boat in 1975, in January 1987, and it was the best boat I ever bought. Once I took it out on a cruise in my manmade jungle and was attacked by a McGee-lookin' GORILLA!!!!! I shot this *uc*in' beast in its elbow joint and it was the greatest moment of my life.
Joe, if you get this message, please make a movie about this friend of mine named Carlos QX. It should be a cross between Saving Silverman, Rainman, and The Girl Next Door.
I'm the sherrif of this fu**in' town. This town's a mess. Mess with me, and you're gwanna git shawt. See that outlaw over there? Well, now you see him... AND NOW YA DON'T! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
-Edited by orquiox
-Joe, I don't know what this post is all about, but I edited out what swear words I could find because they're evil and against POLICY! If you want to take further action, please do!
This message has been edited by orquiox on Jan 10, 2006 10:54 PM
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