I like spiky cause he makes barbs fear and respect me.
-The necromancer walkes into the Lut bar, followed by his clanky, grating, spike covered iron golem>
-A cluster of barbs immediably stop talking - all eyes are on the necromancer and his "pet">
-As he approaches, the barbs at the bar clear a space, all eyes are nervously on that iron golem. Whispers can be heard in the background - "My GOD that thing is lvl 17!">
-Baron SilverDeth-IX enjoys his brew, knowing that barbarians will be affording him a great deal of "space" from now on. Affectionatly, he pats spike, wincing in pain as he lacerates himself on the golem's thorny body. Looking down at the trail of red blood trickeling from his hand, he cannot help but smile, imagining what would happen if one hit spiky with a 300 dmg lance.....>
