Hartford - Famed guitarvandal and pharmacological pioneer Snooker and his minions, the entire cast of the WWF, threw what looked to be poo at provocateur EC "Bebe" Roman during her standing room only book signing at "Bob's House o' Colorin' Books" this evening.
"It wasn't poo," claimed Snooker when questioned by armed local sanitation engineers. "It was composted broccoli, with a nice, piquant cheese sauce."
Roman, unfazed by SBB's defacto leader of assholery or his small army of steroidal jackbooters and their antics, claimed that her love for SBB "Is undiminished and now carries the scent of cheese."
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