LuLu is a four foot long green iguana, and I think she's beautiful, though she seems to creep everyone else out.
The trouble with Lucretia is that she's just too damn smart for her own good. I can lock her in her cage, and I don't know how the hell she gets out, but she always does. When she was smaller, she had a fifty gallon aquarium, and when I went to work I would snap the top on, and cover it with books. Of course she was out, when she felt like it. And sometimes with the books in tact. She's like a miniature scaley Houdini.
Uh-oh, she's bobbing her head at me again. That means she's pissed about something. I better check the bed.