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October 9 2001 at 11:30 PM
 


Response to albums you have, but never listen to.

 
Eveything by Psychick TV- I bought a shiteload of this stuff, because so many people I like came out of PT and TG. Why is it then, that I have yet to like a single album? Because it's garbage, that's why. There I said it. Fuck 'em.

Everything by the Beatles-And finally, like so many MASH episodes, I know how each one ends.

Siouxsie and the Banshees-Peepshow-I'm so bored of Nostalgia and 80's flashbacks that I might buy a day planner.

sisters of Mercy, the Cure, the Smiths, Bauhaus, Nick Cave- I hate to say it, but see Siouxsie.

Pigface-How can anything so great live, suck so bad on disc? And why on earth did I keep buying these? Like they were going to get better or something.

Rocket From the Crypt-Scream Dracula Scream- A damn fine album. If I could find it. I would play it.

Zeke-A great band and a great disc. But I think the longest song is one minute long and they play so FAST! I already bite my nails and chain smoke. I don't need to get any more nervous than I already am.

Melvins-Houdini- I have never loved a band that has caused me so many migraines. The migraines won.

Best of Frontline Assembly-Bill Leeb is neither Ogre, nor cEvin Key, but that doesn't stop him from trying.

Tom Waits-Mule Variations-I waited six years for this?

Hate Dept-various albums-Seybold is a nice guy and I like some of his production work. But his band sucks in the studio. Some nutty girl that wanted to get in my pants bought me the whole catalogue. Thanks....I guess.

Genitortures-Sin City-See Pigface.

Foreskin 500-I swear I didn't even know I owned this until just now.

L7-Briks are heavy-Yeah, I guess they are. So what?

Cevin Key-Music for Cats- He must have just gotten hit with a paternity suit or something when he decided to release this mess. The reason why I keep chickening out when I go to get GOER.

Tool-something with a weird lookin priest dude-I bought this a hundred years ago at a show in a tiny bar. I thought they were genuinely different at the time. If I would have known I was going to be bombarded by this band on the radio and in the mall every fucking day for the next ten years, I would have bought another round of Mai Tai's instead.

Electric Frankenstein-How to Make a Monster- see Zeke.

REO Speedealer-see Electric Frankenstein.

Nashville Pussy-Let them Eat Pussy-See Zeke and the Melvins at the same time, while drinking Mad Dog 20/20.

The Hollisters-A great disc from a grat Texas band. But I can only take country music every three years. Once year to go.

And way too many more to mention, but this is a healthy start.

 
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  1. Hahahaha! - Ian on Oct 10, 3:39 PM
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