Special message from Daniel Ash!!

To all my fans:

I regret to inform you that I won't be playing any of the SBB hits on my upcoming tour. I know that's what all of you are expecting, but Vinnie Trachea, their former manager, has informed me that he is going to sue me if I so much as pass wind to the melody of any of SBB's songs.

Also, Baobab has hit me on the hit with his squeegee, Beatghoul tried to goose me with his chattering teeth, and Snooker insisted on bringing Dio onstage with me. I'm desperate for the money, but not that desperate! I have tried to reason with these ragamuffins for quite some time now, but there's just no reasoning with them. I have tried to apply logic, intelligence and common sense with them, but these are evidentally foreign terms to the members of SBB and their organization. At this time, there is so intention of playing the SBB catalog during my upcoming tour.

Thanks for your time,
Danil Ash

danielash.org